Definitions by heynow_1

Reichunt 

The co-worker that does everything with only themselves in mind. Describes every step out loud as they work while accomplishing nothing. Helpful as a wet fart on a hot summer day

If the Reichunt doesn't shut the fuck up, he's going to be more useless than normal.

Reichunt by heynow_1 October 4, 2021

Guinercom 

Yelling at the top of your lungs to communicate to someone in the same house Italian Style

Pops used to use his Guinercom to get us all down for dinner

Guinercom by heynow_1 July 7, 2020

Timfrastructure 

Third generation ownerships inept, naive way of running a business. No more than one of anything is needed. Expect employee loyalty from the few overworked, never appreciated "survivors" that remain. Never proactive, always reactive.

We are alloted one employee in the shipping department in our current Timfrastructure. When that person is not at work nothing ships. When nothing ships, no money is made.

Timfrastructure by heynow_1 August 16, 2012

Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.

Milf By-Product by heynow_1 October 5, 2010

Simple Bastard 

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

Simple Bastard by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible

Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.

two scoops by heynow_1 July 5, 2010

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

Two Scoops by heynow_1 July 3, 2010