heynow_1's definitions

Food Racist

A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.

My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.

by heynow_1 February 2, 2010

Twattage Cheese

The most repulsive of the female species, so nasty you'd pull your worst best friend off it.

Dude, go grab Big Guns off that Twattage Cheese. She's had more cock than a urinal.

by heynow_1 June 30, 2007

shit blender

toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.

I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work

by heynow_1 May 14, 2008