redneck chex mix

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

by heynow_1 January 18, 2010

Twattage Cheese

The most repulsive of the female species, so nasty you'd pull your worst best friend off it.

Dude, go grab Big Guns off that Twattage Cheese. She's had more cock than a urinal.

by heynow_1 June 30, 2007

shit blender

toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.

I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work

by heynow_1 May 14, 2008