17 definitions by heynow_1

MAPRIS'

Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris

How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?

by heynow_1 January 22, 2010

Reichunt

The co-worker that does everything with only themselves in mind. Describes every step out loud as they work while accomplishing nothing. Helpful as a wet fart on a hot summer day

If the Reichunt doesn't shut the fuck up, he's going to be more useless than normal.

by heynow_1 October 5, 2021

Twattage Cheese

The most repulsive of the female species, so nasty you'd pull your worst best friend off it.

Dude, go grab Big Guns off that Twattage Cheese. She's had more cock than a urinal.

by heynow_1 June 7, 2007