heynow_1's definitions

redneck chex mix

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

by heynow_1 January 18, 2010

Timfrastructure

Third generation ownerships inept, naive way of running a business. No more than one of anything is needed. Expect employee loyalty from the few overworked, never appreciated "survivors" that remain. Never proactive, always reactive.

We are alloted one employee in the shipping department in our current Timfrastructure. When that person is not at work nothing ships. When nothing ships, no money is made.

by heynow_1 August 16, 2012

shit blender

toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.

I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work

by heynow_1 May 14, 2008