herschel quintron's definitions

double doggin'

Sucking a dick while eating a corndog. This can be dangerous because you might forget which is which and bite the guy's dick or dip it in mustard or something like that.

"That trannie was double doggin' me. But when she finished she stuck the corndog stick up my dick hole. Major weak sauce."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Ass dragon

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

emo secret santa

When a collection of mix tapes are put together and then distributed to others. The object of this is for emo kids to meet each other through this pussy method of introduction.

After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Musicforthemorningafter

Pete Yorn's debut album. Lame people (usually chicks) listen to this the morning after they lose their virginity. The title is very poignant, especially if it's a girl who didn't get laid until she was twenty. Something about sore crotch, bloody sheets, and wuss rock all go together quite well

ps. Why is it all one word. What a douche

"Damn, put Musicforthemorning after on. I just total got nailed by some stranger who lives two floors down."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Scary cherry

When a girl is a virgin but her genitals still look all mangled and weird.

That bitch had a crazy scary cherry. So I just gave her the ol' Cleveland Steamer and broke out. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAAAMN!"

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

back in action

When a person's arm are held back so that their shoulder blades can be used for sex. Not unlike tit fucking someone's back.

"Listen to Back in Black while doing back in action. It's like a ride down a citrus mountain."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Jack-o-lantern style

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"

"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003