Definitions by herschel quintron

softboy 

professional pornography featuring doughy studs to help the average home viewer "project"

i know an sb director who'd think you were pretty easy on the eyes

softboy by herschel quintron June 30, 2005

el d

el dorado. the car. that's it

seriously. the car. that's it... ass

el d by herschel quintron May 13, 2005

Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

Ass jack by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

double doggin'

Sucking a dick while eating a corndog. This can be dangerous because you might forget which is which and bite the guy's dick or dip it in mustard or something like that.

"That trannie was double doggin' me. But when she finished she stuck the corndog stick up my dick hole. Major weak sauce."

double doggin' by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Ass dragon 

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

Ass dragon by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Robot style 

Covering your genitals (if not your whole body) in tin foil for sex

"Last night we were doing it robot style and I just kept screaming, 'FUCK ME, JOHHNY FIVE.' It was fucking hot."

Robot style by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Scary cherry 

When a girl is a virgin but her genitals still look all mangled and weird.

That bitch had a crazy scary cherry. So I just gave her the ol' Cleveland Steamer and broke out. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAAAMN!"

Scary cherry by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003