herschel quintron's definitions

softboy

professional pornography featuring doughy studs to help the average home viewer "project"

i know an sb director who'd think you were pretty easy on the eyes

by herschel quintron June 30, 2005

landing strip

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.

He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

back in action

When a person's arm are held back so that their shoulder blades can be used for sex. Not unlike tit fucking someone's back.

"Listen to Back in Black while doing back in action. It's like a ride down a citrus mountain."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Robot style

Covering your genitals (if not your whole body) in tin foil for sex

"Last night we were doing it robot style and I just kept screaming, 'FUCK ME, JOHHNY FIVE.' It was fucking hot."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Shroud of shame

When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

el d

el dorado. the car. that's it

seriously. the car. that's it... ass

by herschel quintron May 13, 2005

Scary cherry

When a girl is a virgin but her genitals still look all mangled and weird.

That bitch had a crazy scary cherry. So I just gave her the ol' Cleveland Steamer and broke out. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAAAMN!"

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003