Definitions by heptune

punkies 

(n) blackflies, a kind of small biting fly or gnat. The word has the same Native American root as the name of the town Punxsutawney, PA.

If you are surrounded by a cloud of punkies, go into a car or tent, and they will all land on the walls. Then you can squish them easily.

punkies by Heptune May 17, 2005

boneless ham 

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

boneless ham by Heptune May 17, 2005

weirdshitometer 

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.

That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!

weirdshitometer by Heptune May 15, 2005

making shit up

The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.

The idea that the mummy was Nefertiti was established by the process of making shit up.

making shit up by Heptune May 15, 2005

glup

2. (n) A serving spoon full of food or a scoop of ice cream.

Just give me two glups.

glup by Heptune May 14, 2005

shitbaked 

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

shitbaked by Heptune May 14, 2005

shithaul 

(v) To abuse a vehicle: to drive a car on rough terrain for which it was not intended, to haul more in a truck than it was designed to carry. Newfoundland slang.

My shocks are ruined since my boy shithauled the car last week.

shithaul by Heptune May 14, 2005