heath raftery's definitions

flordrobe

Where your clothes go when you're too lazy, or too preoccupied to put them away properly.

Eh, I can't even get to my bed because my flordrobe is so full.

We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.

by Heath Raftery October 15, 2007

shitasmia

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.

Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.

by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009

manulate

To become a man; to become more masculine in a phyiscal and sexual sense.

"He is cute but i am waiting for him to manulate"

by Heath Raftery February 24, 2008

traps

One's regular haunts. The places one frequents or is associated with.

Old fashioned Australian slang, usually phrased as around the traps.

"News from around the traps is that Sally is bonking Frank"

"Haven't seen you around these here traps for a while!"

by Heath Raftery May 7, 2008

blowfish

The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.

Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.

"Quick, Sally's in her car, do a blowfish on her window!"

"Haha, blowfish!"

by Heath Raftery December 27, 2007