flordrobe

Where your clothes go when you're too lazy, or too preoccupied to put them away properly.

Eh, I can't even get to my bed because my flordrobe is so full.

We were so drunk and horny last night that I couldn't find where I put my underwear in the flordrobe.

by Heath Raftery October 01, 2007

hifalutin

Pompous or pretentious. Marked by the use bombastic language.

Variation of highfalutin

Have you seen that pompous law student? He's such a hifalutin knobjockey.

by Heath Raftery September 15, 2006

blowfish

The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.

Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.

"Quick, Sally's in her car, do a blowfish on her window!"

"Haha, blowfish!"

by Heath Raftery November 28, 2007

peecees

Short for penis creases - the pair of visible ridges of flesh that skinny surfer types sometimes have on their lower abdomen, tapering down towards their groin.

A nice pair of peecees tend to get girls thinking about penises and going a bit weak at the knees.

Girl 1: "Did you see that dude with his board shorts low and no shirt on?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, he had sexy peecees!"
Both girls: *sigh*

by Heath Raftery September 03, 2007

bagatitis

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.

Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!

by Heath Raftery February 02, 2009