Ipad Kid

A kid born between 2012-2020 who is constantly using an ipad to watch stupid videos or play stupid money-grabbing games. Typically an entitled brat.

John's little brother is such an ipad kid.

by headshotcraft January 28, 2023

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 08, 2023

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

we will search this on new years day

john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai

by headshotcraft December 31, 2020

German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.

He did the ol' German Slip, eh?

by headshotcraft April 19, 2023

IC

In character, typically used in Roleplaying-games

Is he IC?

by headshotcraft February 25, 2023

It's a free country

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

by headshotcraft June 05, 2022

🟧🟦🟧🟧

Out of the ordinary, I mean.

garfark: there is nothing happening
John: I finally got the wildfire in the sock drawer under control!
garglefeld: out of the ordinary i mean
🟧🟦🟧🟧

by headshotcraft April 11, 2023