Definitions by headshotcraft

Russian Suicide 

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

Russian Suicide by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

Ipad Kid 

A kid born between 2012-2020 who is constantly using an ipad to watch stupid videos or play stupid money-grabbing games. Typically an entitled brat.

John's little brother is such an ipad kid.

Ipad Kid by headshotcraft January 28, 2023

It's a free country 

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

It's a free country by headshotcraft June 4, 2022

Peach Tree Dish

The type of dish that Bill Gates uses to make fake meat and force you to eat it.

MTG: They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat, which grows in a peach tree dish.

Peach Tree Dish by headshotcraft June 4, 2022

Aalewis 

Just an atheist teenager who greatly values his own intelligence.

Hey have you heard of Aalewis? He should definitely become a professional quote maker!

Aalewis by headshotcraft April 30, 2022

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

we will search this on new years day

john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai

why is there a giant health bar in the sky by headshotcraft December 31, 2020

lit 

cool

john: i murdered 28 children
alfred: lit

lit by headshotcraft December 23, 2020