habana

banana nana.

half my heart is in habana o nana...

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

fantina

when the fanta soda identifies as female

fantina soda!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

bruxism

something that’s wrong with my teeth. makes em short.

i have bruxism I can’t chew. no chewing tabbaco for me. oops

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019