pickle rick

a way to accentuate a certain aspect of urself.

i am very pickle rick.

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

fantina

when the fanta soda identifies as female

fantina soda!!!!

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

habana

banana nana.

half my heart is in habana o nana...

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(

no two thousand nine.

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

2009

the year my dad stopped shavin

2009 help.

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

2009

1) the ABSOLUTE WORST year of my life.

2) the year the british took over the world.

what happened in 2009 u asked??? it’s right THERE.

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020