things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

sweat glands

they are SATAN and stopped existing in 2009.

sweat glands i hate

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

2009

the year my dad stopped shavin

2009 help.

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

2009

1) the ABSOLUTE WORST year of my life.

2) the year the british took over the world.

what happened in 2009 u asked??? it’s right THERE.

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

2009

booty. shut up. shut up. no more booty GET UR BUTT OUTTA MY FACE

no more asshole. it’s 2009.

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

2009

the year the creators of “my gay happy uncle THE MOVIE” got sued.

2009

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020