headless hotdog's definitions

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

habana

banana nana.

half my heart is in habana o nana...

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

bruxism

something that’s wrong with my teeth. makes em short.

i have bruxism I can’t chew. no chewing tabbaco for me. oops

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

benito hoooober

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.

benito hoooober goes vroom.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

the urban dictionary high

when u stay up all night on this stoopid unintelligible thing.

sorry my eyes are bloodshot,,,im on the urban dictionary high!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

headless hotdog

what i am. i have no head.

i am a headless hotdog

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019