Definitions by headless hotdog

inoccent farm man 

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

inoccent farm man by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

habana 

banana nana.

half my heart is in habana o nana...

habana by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

bruxism 

something that’s wrong with my teeth. makes em short.

i have bruxism I can’t chew. no chewing tabbaco for me. oops

bruxism by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

benito hoooober 

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.

benito hoooober goes vroom.

benito hoooober by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

the urban dictionary high 

when u stay up all night on this stoopid unintelligible thing.

sorry my eyes are bloodshot,,,im on the urban dictionary high!!!

the urban dictionary high by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

headless hotdog 

what i am. i have no head.

i am a headless hotdog

headless hotdog by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

unhappy new year 

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

unhappy new year by headless hotdog December 31, 2019