headless hotdog's definitions

headless hotdog

what i am. i have no head.

i am a headless hotdog

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

2009

the year the creators of “my gay happy uncle THE MOVIE” got sued.

2009

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

idtyhdivn

stands for “i don’t think ur hot dog is very nice”

idtyhdivn....
it really isn’t bro put that shit away

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

paketti

what a parkeet eats.

parkeet wanna paketti!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

2009

the year my dad stopped shavin

2009 help.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019