netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018

LGBTQAnon

QAnon conspiracy crazies who are LGBTQ but want to stay anon, in the closet, for fear of being rejected by their cult community.

Is Mike coming to the insurrection party with his husband Jake?
No, they are LGBTQAnon, on the down-low.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 7, 2021

netflix and sleep

Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill

H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.

by hazelnutbiscotti June 27, 2018

married netflix and chill

Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill

Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

netflix and angry

When you wanted to netflix and chill but she just wanted to netflix. See also netflix and sleep and married netflix and chill.

You and the lady got your netflix and chill last night?
No, she had no chill so we got netflix and angry.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 1, 2018