Definitions by haze

Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king

1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!

Shifty by Haze July 20, 2004

Hazeth 

Hazeth noun (Hay-zi-th)
1.A Beautiful slim mosher/rapper/skater who adores sluts, cars, money
2. An Annoying bastard who slits his wrist with a messy room and a banged up car
3. No lovey-dovey, satanic, MM fan
from america

"F*****g kill you fat b***h"

Hazeth by HaZe March 26, 2004

ziiing 

ziiing.com. The extra i means extra ziing! Extra comedy! Extra attitude! TO THE MAX!1

Statcat: ROLF YOU'RE A DOG ROOFLES!!~~

Person: "ZIIING!"

ziiing by Haze March 23, 2004

ditchill 

Work colleague of Heeley's mum, who goes down to the docks, and whores hmself out to fund his gragarious crack habit.

Yo ditchill, how much yo' cost?

I'm cheap, sailor boy.

ditchill by haze February 2, 2004

turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

turd twister by haze January 17, 2004

ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".

Wear your ass hat with pride.

ass-hat by haze January 17, 2004

shambler 

The fucked up monster that scared the crap out of you in Quake 1.

Tum tee tum, I'll just walk down this corrido....ARGH WTF IT'S A SHAMBLER OH DEAR GOD *zzzzzzzzzzzap*

shambler by haze January 14, 2004