Maddox

Real name George Ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed The Best Page in the Universe. He's also a pirate who kicks ass. He doesn't like bitchy women, kids, old people or Titanic. People say he should be the king of the Internet. I agree.

Quotes from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."

by Hayley October 01, 2005

Hailie Jade Mathers

8 year old Hailie is the cutest girl in the world. She is so lucky to have Marshall for a dad because he loves her with all his heart and is there for her!

She is so lucky to have him for a dad!

by Hayley March 21, 2004

nightwish

A wonderful Finnish band. And no, I'm no HIM/Rasmus-loving teeny. I know good music, and Nightwish is good music.

Random Guy: Nightwish suck ass, only HIM/Rasmus loving teenies like them.
Me: I'm no teeny. And I like them.
RG: ...damn...

by Hayley October 15, 2005

Imogen

See Asinine

Isn't eating apple cores an Imogen thing to do

by Hayley March 27, 2004

jazzed

the effects after consuming many, many alcoholic beverages. i.e. parallel to that of intoxication, getting 'housed,' drunkerdan, rowdy...

"crystal and i got soo jazzed last night!..."

by Hayley December 08, 2003

cack

Nickname for Police Officers

"Uh oh, dont speed, theres a cack!"

by hayley February 27, 2004

monkey killer

Some one who has the urge to murder monkeys.

while swinging my friend's dog's monkey....i happened to rip the legs off.

by Hayley May 13, 2005