siri

a bitch ass phone that doesn't do what is programmed to do

hey siri say hello to alexa
siri:…
alexa:…

me; screaming: HEY SIRI SAY HELLO TO ALEXA

siri: adding alexa to your cart
alexa: ?
me: throaws the phone into the firepit lights the fire then throws it out the window
alexa: playing senrorita

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

autism

a spectrem

i have autism

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

YOLO

possibly the most annoying fade on earth it means "YoU OnLy LiVe OnCe"

Herald: i just visited the grand canyon
Mike: why
Herald: YOLO

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

It

thisxis for the guy with the top definition

it is literally the opposite of what you said
it us about a clown
in a sewer
that wakes up every few decades
just to kill little kids
with balloons
that
are

RED AND $&@!?#© SCARY

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

wat

the meme version of what you just take out the h in it

Mike: my mom is sick
Me: wat

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

ur dad lesbian

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay

Frank ur mom gay
me ur dad lesbian
world fucking implodes into death
solersystom entirly collapses
universe is completely obliterated
the multiverse completely dies

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

hatman

me a gamer and a person that makes definitions for you

Hatman is in the lead
ps if you want to see me play go on murderer on crazy games on the weekend around 1 2 3 4 pm

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021