by hash poop July 15, 2003

1. (n) - a state of being in which one obtains neither education nor employment, opting rather to watch "7th Heaven"
2. (v) the unauthorized pilfering of goods, typically foodstuffs, beer, or cigarettes
2. (v) the unauthorized pilfering of goods, typically foodstuffs, beer, or cigarettes
by hash poop May 16, 2003

Baby, I'd slip you the salami but I don't want to smudge the new tattoo I got on my schlong that says "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoniosis."
by hash poop January 22, 2005
