Definitions by hash poop

pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoniosis 

Long word used by douchebags in a futile attempt to impress people. I know because I've tried.

Baby, I'd slip you the salami but I don't want to smudge the new tattoo I got on my schlong that says "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoniosis."

pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoniosis by hash poop January 22, 2005

phantom masturbator

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator you!

phantom masturbator by hash poop July 15, 2003

crapdogg

1. (n) - a state of being in which one obtains neither education nor employment, opting rather to watch "7th Heaven"
2. (v) the unauthorized pilfering of goods, typically foodstuffs, beer, or cigarettes

1. He's living la vida crapdogg.
2. Hey! You crapdogged my last beer!

crapdogg by hash poop May 16, 2003