Definitions by harry flashman
nodosity
As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.
nodosity by harry flashman August 5, 2003
fuck me now
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
fuck me now by harry flashman August 5, 2003
fuck me to tears
As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.
fuck me to tears by harry flashman August 5, 2003
Fists of Fury
Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.
Fists of Fury by harry flashman August 5, 2003
klugle
The dance style akin to clogging choreographed by Grand Imperial Wizard Kenny Krappeschiede for the 1999 production of "KKK Riverdance."
Though he still didn't think it was right, Kenny had a growing respect for Antwan-Jamal Washington in the lead...Jesus! That boy could klugle.
klugle by harry flashman August 5, 2003
weltanschlong
While Megnao bragged about his weltanschlong (sic), Harry knew Megnao's dirty little secret...it was achieved with the help of pharmaceuticals.
weltanschlong by harry flashman August 5, 2003
weltanschlong
Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//
Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.
weltanschlong by harry flashman August 5, 2003