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Definitions by harry flashman

nodosity 

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.
As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.
nodosity by harry flashman August 5, 2003

fuck me now 

A cry of despair.
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
fuck me now by harry flashman August 5, 2003

fuck me to tears 

A cry of angst.
As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.

Fists of Fury 

1971 Bruce Lee epic motion picture about Kung-Fu and masturbation.
Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.
Fists of Fury by harry flashman August 5, 2003
The dance style akin to clogging choreographed by Grand Imperial Wizard Kenny Krappeschiede for the 1999 production of "KKK Riverdance."
Though he still didn't think it was right, Kenny had a growing respect for Antwan-Jamal Washington in the lead...Jesus! That boy could klugle.
klugle by harry flashman August 5, 2003

weltanschlong 

Alternative spelling of weltangschlong (see that entry), meaning world size erection.
While Megnao bragged about his weltanschlong (sic), Harry knew Megnao's dirty little secret...it was achieved with the help of pharmaceuticals.
weltanschlong by harry flashman August 5, 2003

weltanschlong 

Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//
Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.
weltanschlong by harry flashman August 5, 2003