harry flashman's definitions

this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

by harry flashman August 7, 2003

deadbeat dad

An irresponsible father who hasn't the decency to do his moral, legal and ethical duty to support his child or at least to offer token payments of child support according to what he can afford or explain why not and what his plan is to make it up in the future.

I wish my former son-in-law wasn't a deadbeat dad and that the next time he wanted to get a body piercing he'd send that money to his son.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

Chops

The main component in crown rack of lamb.

I had the best lamb chops at Bozart's in Brisbane.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

apparatchik

An unquestioningly loyal female subordinate in the Democratic Party.

Susan McDougal and Monica Lewinsky were apparatchiks, one went down for a crime the other went down.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

criminy

Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"

Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

revert

A recidivist pervert.

William was a sick revert...he couldn't resist the urge to expose himself to interns.

by harry flashman August 9, 2003

smegmoid

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.

Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003