harry flashman's definitions

soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

nugget

A newly commissioned Naval Ensign, recognized by the prominently displayed shiny gold bars on his collar. Known for his/her eagerness, inexperience and folly.

We need someone to sign for all those missing 5"54 caliber white phosphorous shells...go get the nugget, Ensign Lemming.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

shitweasel

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

Arigato

Spanglish for "hairy cat"

Juan loved Juanita and her arigato.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

aw shit

n. A military term for a reprimand or ass-chewing.

All it takes is one "aw shit" to wipe out a career of "atta boys".

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

sinnerfold

A fold out picture of a woman in a men's magazine.

"Hotdamn", yelped Bubba, "did you see the sinnerfold in this months' issue of Playboy?"

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

weltanschlong

Alternative spelling of weltangschlong (see that entry), meaning world size erection.

While Megnao bragged about his weltanschlong (sic), Harry knew Megnao's dirty little secret...it was achieved with the help of pharmaceuticals.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003