harry flashman's definitions

cowl

An insulting term for a large framed woman.

Marsha is such a cowl.

by Harry Flashman May 30, 2006

turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

rhizofaggous

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.

Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

intestate

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.

They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

greenside up

Foolproof instuctions for laying sod.

How many pallets yall put out today? Hate to be the one to tell you...but it's greenside up.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.

All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

gnude

To look ugly when naked.

You think Paul looks funky in speedos, you ought to see him gnude.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003