harry flashman's definitions

frosted

To be or cause to be severely annoyed to the point of wanting to commit mayhem.

When Hillary got elected, it really frosted my balls and chapped my ass.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

recursive

The reiteration of expletives to serve the interest of comprehension for the recipient and catharsis for the speaker.

She didn't just cuss me once, she got recursive on my ass.

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

mudshovel

A person who will eat anything.

Bubba's a mudshovel...I seen him eat a 3 day old tuna sannitch.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

bites the hairy banana

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

SLJO

Military acronym for Shitty Little Jobs Officer.

Ensign Velloquette was SLJO and his duties included postal audit, narcotics inventory/control, wardroom mess caterer, welfare and recreation fund audit, cash count inventory for the disbursing officers petty cash fund, enlisted linen supply serial number accounting, galley bean count, stadimeter calibration committee chairman, audio/visual tape inventory, small arms ammunition audit, fuel and lube oil testing program review board, nuclear weapons shelf life review and disposal board, mercury, polychlorinatedbiphenels, and berylium oxide storage and disposal board. Ensign Velloquette felt overwhelmed and underconfident his first day aboard USS Flounder (DD-666)

by harry flashman July 15, 2003