harry flashman's definitions

dog poop

The blues, mental depression or sadness.

Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

floor sweepin's

Detritus, debris, worthless junk.

Back to the drawing board, Bucko. Your first draft was floor sweepin's.

by Harry Flashman December 1, 2003

peeatter

n. Bass-Pro bedecked fisherman's term for his penis.

"Bubba, come heah quick an brang the wahr cutters..I done got this treble hook caught up in my peeatter when I wuz castin'"

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

djibouti

A general insult denoting great negativity in odor, hygeine, appearance, culture or ancestry. Also a country on the horn of Africa.

Skeeter, was you born in Djibouti? If you caint spit terbacca proper at least shampoo your dammed beard!

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

crapola

Possibly derived from the phrase "doesn't know shit from shinola" wherein shit = crap and shinola morphed into crapola; crapola means crap.

Crapola, my Wasserman test came back positive.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

psenile

Suffering from penile dementia.

Elrod worried that he was becoming psenile and he had an allergy to Viagra.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003