Definitions by harry flashman

intestate 

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.

They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.

intestate by harry flashman July 21, 2003

nugget

A pearl of wisdom, useful received information.

"Thanks for the nugget on Imclone", said Martha, not knowing that the phone was tapped.

nugget by harry flashman July 21, 2003

goof 

A mistake or to make a mistake.

Sorry, that was a goof...it was a real .357 magnum round, not a .38 blank, I goofed...you want a tourniquet for that?

goof by harry flashman July 21, 2003

purtneer 

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.

Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.

purtneer by harry flashman July 21, 2003

brokedick 

Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)

Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.

brokedick by harry flashman July 20, 2003

tu

An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.

Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.

tu by harry flashman July 20, 2003

klugle 

A rank in the Ku Klux Klan above kleagle but below moron.

Irvin had earned the rank of klugle back in '63 by shouting abuse at a black 9 year old school girl. The girl is now a circuit court judge in Montgomery while Irvin is still fixing flat tires at A-1 Tire Service & Tanning Boutique in Verbena.

klugle by harry flashman July 20, 2003