harry flashman's definitions

fob

To ignore rudely.

Don't fob me off when I'm talking to you, pinhead.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

naka yubi

Japanese phrase loosely translated as "middle finger", a crude attempt at verbalizing the American hand sign for "fuck you".

Bakka gaijin...naka yubi!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

empowerment

A panacea pushed by social workers and governmental agencies onto people Darwin consigned a dead end destination to in evolution.

Reginald, fresh from the empowerment seminar, gave two weeks notice at the Whattaburger and bought a one way Greyhound bus ticket to New York where he was going to, by God, run for the Senate.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

acreage

Another sign of old age.

Aunt Gertie complained of roomatiz and acreage in her joints.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

Teep

Slang for toilet paper.

Bubba, fetch me some teep, else I'm gonna have to cut up Mama's curtains.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

howdy

The first name of Mr Dooty, a former TV personality and marionette in the 1950's who was driven into obscurity, alcohol abuse and an early death after being arrested by the House UnAmerican Activities Committee(HUAC) for being a suspected fellow traveler with the Communist Party.

Senator Joe McCarthy relentlessly interrogated Howdy Dooty about the Communist Party pulling strings and making him dance like a puppet.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

yafuckinhoo

An avowal of minimal excitement.

Yafuckinhoo, 537 on my SAT...let's go celebrate at Chucky Cheese.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003