Definitions by harry flashman

auf wiedersehen 

Goodbye.

Erhalten Sie ein Leben, beschmutzte Unterwasche; auf wiedersehen.

auf wiedersehen by harry flashman July 10, 2003

shrinkage 

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

shrinkage by harry flashman July 10, 2003

ripoff 

A 1970's term for farting, derived from the sound a wet bedsheet makes when ripped.

Man...roll the windows down, I'm gonna ripoff a juicer.

ripoff by harry flashman July 10, 2003

juicer

1. A moist fart. 2. An alcoholic.

1. Dude...get some cross ventilation going quick...I'm fixin' to do a juicer. 2. Uncle Teddy is a juicer. (N.B., When referring to Senator Kennedy the definitions may be interchangeable.)

juicer by harry flashman July 10, 2003

blackflagged 

To have poisoned insects or critters. Derived from a trademark named insecticide.

Yolanda blackflagged her crabs with lindane.

blackflagged by harry flashman July 10, 2003

flag

To single out for attention and scrutiny.

Flag his personnel file, Mr Hoover, I think his cousin was a Bolshevik.

flag by harry flashman July 10, 2003

weight nazi 

A physical fitness fanatic in the military who believes that six-pack abs, blond hair, blue eyes, Teutonic good looks, and 12% bodyfat will ensure his suvival in combat, his promotion in peacetime and a place in Valhalla in the afterlife; everyone else who doesn't look like a recruiting posterboy should have been a candidate for prenatal eugenics.

Hey, Master Chief...you might want to take the long way to building 501...there's a weight nazi hiding in the bushes a block up ambushing sailors with a tape....it's that same shitweasel who is pushing to switch the whole PRT system to metric!

weight nazi by harry flashman July 10, 2003