harry Ballsonya's definitions

hocosapian

(n) - a human being that comes from the mythical location of Howard County.

You know that guy Daivd Janson? well he's a god damn hocosapian and steals rikkiloff from people who should be gods.

by Harry Ballsonya December 4, 2004

Gorilla Slide

The largest of the anthropoid apes (Gorilla gorilla) native to the forests of equatorial Africa, having a stocky body and coarse, dark brown or black hair.
then the person slides on a human being down a hill in the midst of a hump.

David Janson pulled the gorilla slide on a black girl in baltimore after a dance dance revolution party.

by Harry Ballsonya December 4, 2004

The Bearded Starfish

When a male sticks his cock in the girl's vagina simultaneously with his nuts in her asshole. Thus called because it hits both the chocolate starfish and the bearded clam.

Vicki was so loose that I was able to pull the bearded starfish on her skanky ass.

by Harry Ballsonya October 3, 2003

Hypertrophy

it comes from the greek word "procrasturbate" and means to build muscle fiber. first said when Socrates called Aristole a bitch and told to work out to build hypertrophy.

Meg Phil went to the Gym and beat up "little people" thus she developed Hypertrophy.
Our pickle ball team won the hypertrophy and partied like it was 1999 big willy style

by harry Ballsonya November 18, 2004

Mudbuzzard

a lesbian that plays in ditches.

Terry is such a mudbuzzard.

by Harry Ballsonya June 28, 2004

brown eye

when a person poops in to someones eye and they go blind

he can't see me, he got brown eyed

by harry ballsonya April 8, 2005

Dog In A Bath Tub

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

I tried like hell to pull off a Dog In A Bath Tub on Suzy, but her queaf threw my balance off.

by Harry Ballsonya March 19, 2003