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When a guy holds his dick with both hands, whatever hangs over is proud meat.
Man, I got me three inches of proud meat.
by Harry January 15, 2004

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A snotty is a glass pipe used for smoking marijuana generally, though i have heard people using it to smoke crack cocaine.
Hey andrew, you got your snotty on you?
by Harry November 23, 2004

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Originally Rugby, American Football is by far one of the best games ever invented. It involved 11 players on a rectangular 100-yard field fighting over one ball. Now I know everyone else's definitions, and they are terribly politically incorrect.

1. Football is a "pussy" sport because we wear pads. We wear pads because we are so strong and powerful that without pads we'd kill each other. Back in the early 1900's dozens of people died each year playing football. Europeans never had this problem because they are not as strong as Americans.

2. It is not a "slow" game, nor does it spend 15 minutes between every play. If you've ever played football, you would know it is one of the fastest games ever played in 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds you exert all the energy you have, unilke pussy soccer where you run around for a couple hours like a chicken with their head cut off.
"The soccer game is on man."

"Why would I watch a bunch of Brits run around in short shorts? It's Monday night and a real man's game is coming on."
by Harry January 13, 2005

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the best damn town in the world..located in new york state just an hour away from NYC..
dude i wanna hook up so im gonna take the car up to katonah this weekend, it will be awesome.
by harry October 10, 2003

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the act of smacking your significant other in the head with your penis.
The whore liked being flogged as she came.
by harry January 21, 2003

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1).A chic with a huge camel-toed pussy that shows shows no matter what she's wearing.

2).A pussy with a lot of meat...bigger than your fist!
Man, that chic's pussy's bigger than your fist!!
by Harry November 01, 2004

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Fucker in Gujarati. AKA DonE
That choyda beat me again.
by Harry April 22, 2004

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