harrrissson robberrrts's definitions

embarrasmentitis

when you do domething really embarrasing you are said to have embarrasmentitis.

Doctor: congratulations you have a new born baby girl
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!

*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*

Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby

Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost

Hayden: oh crap...

Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

tom has no friends

tom has no friends

Jack: do you want to go to the cinema.
Harrison: tom has no friends

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

FRIENDLESS MIDGET

tom

tom is a FRIENDLESS MIDGET

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

ManoWomen

someone that claims to be a man but is actually a women (HAYDEN DEMPSTER!!!!!)

sol: i cut my wrists
hayden:i almost lost an arm wrestle with a newborn baby
hayden:btw im a manowomen

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

goldberg

name of german or isreali orogin, a jewish name. many immigrants moved from germany in the 2 wars to escape the havoc to america

whoopie goldberg is jewish

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

JAG

abbreviation for jewish american ginger
Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger

Arthur: ouch, i touched my hair and burnt myself.
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack: stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling
jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG

by harrrissson robberrrts June 27, 2009

Baby eaters

A race of people that are so poor they have to eat their own babies, if they dont have a pregnant women they will try to steal the next door neighbours babies and for this reason they are always at war with their next door neighbours

Grealis: i have no money, i need food

Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute

*Hayden has a baby*

Hayden:here you go

*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*

Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster

hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe

by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009