36 definitions by hardhitr3

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore
She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call
by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009
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a condition caused by lack of dental hygiene. this causes an individuals teeth to change colors accordingly to the color of the food or drink they consume.
man lil chris drank some kool aid and his teeth were red, then he ate some blue sour punch straws and they turned blue. he got them candy paint teeth!
by hardhitr3 November 30, 2009
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Are all of them coming to the party? Well the mo-ist of them are going.
by hardhitr3 June 30, 2009
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when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe
Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.
by hardhitr3 November 24, 2009
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that procrastinator from school or at work that happens to know every interesting video on youtube.
Hey man check out this video I found on youtube. Mark your such a youtube guru!
by hardhitr3 November 11, 2009
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the 9 months that you spend in your mothers womb. so if your are 3 months past your birthday you are already a year older if you count womb time.
I'm already 21, If you count womb time
by hardhitr3 July 7, 2009
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