hans's definitions

mouse-trap

the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.

"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"

by Hans May 18, 2003

drunk mike

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

by hans September 20, 2004

Iced Brownie

The girl proceeds to take a bite out of a luciouse brown turd, as you are blowing a load of cum in her face!

My girlfriend was hungry so I gave her an Iced Brownie.

by Hans January 15, 2004

trust

hard won, easily lost, and never fully regained

I used to trust my wife, we had been married for 20 years, then one day I came home and she was fucking the mailman, since I can't trust her anymore she has to wear a tracking device at all times.

by Hans October 4, 2004

reverse kanga

The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.

Hey, we went round to scrinsin joe's house. that guy is such a chop. I dropped a reverse kanga!

by hans January 12, 2004

deutschland

Germany in the German language.

I went to Deutschland yesterday.

by Hans August 14, 2003

TokenEmu

A possible place where stats & coins give you a certain prespective of your reputation.

An online gaming station for the purposed of receiving/sending invovation for possible education.

by Hans December 27, 2003