hanes's definitions

penis

Male tool. Used to masturbate with and to relieve of urinal waste. The "Ejaculatte" is a commonly performed 'move' or 'combo' done with the penis.

Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.

A)He has 2 penises.
B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis".

I gone through vagina, orgy, dick, dingaling, Puh-uss, puss, penz0r, paste, cum and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone.

The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis.

by hanes May 22, 2005

Dragon

An actual reptile that existed in the creataceous period as the largest reptile of all. It evolved to swim in water and thus they didn't get entirely wiped out in the mass extinction by the meteor. Most of the remaining fish-like dragons moved to rivers and lakes in china. They moved ontowards land Thus giving the Ancient chinese' their long scaly like dragon symbol.). They were now long scaly dragons, with small useless fins. Evolution gave them back their wings and in medieval times, they flew around and actually did breath fire. (They had hydrogen chambers near the lungs and they ate a substance from mountainsides that causes a reaction to cause fire when mixed with the hydrogen.). Dragons died out near the end of the medieval time due to local kings getting angry at them for killing local livestock and whatnot. 2 dragon remains were found in the Carpathean mountains along with burnt dead and decayed warrior bodies. If you think i'm wrong, think about it. How did so many old civilizations have a dragon symbol? Was it just a coincidence? No. Did they ALL form their own mythological creature that was almost exactly alike in every civilization? Old artic people had a dragon symbol, and so did chinese people. They had no relationship or methods of contact. Coincidence? Very unlikely. My source Dragons : A fantasy made real, aired on Animal Planet in apri (I think).

Dragons existed. They were bigger than T-rexes. They ruled prehistoric times. Dominated the chinese. Dominated in the medieval period. We have physical proof. They aren't a myth. They were actual, flying, fire-breathing reptiles.

by hanes May 23, 2005

Windows XP

A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed incompatible parts, or you have shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off error reporting.

The average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.

Mac user: cool.

Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.

Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.

by hanes July 4, 2005

:D\-<

A happy face character standing sideways waving. Used sometimes in online chat a signal of retardation or random blabbering.

MechZero:hey
person1:hi :O
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person3:Fuck you.
person2: :(|-<

by hanes July 12, 2005

doom 4

Doom 4 is a follow up to the hit game Doom 3. It will be even darker than doom 3.

guy playing doom 4: Hmm. There must be something wrong with my video card because I cant see anything.

by hanes July 12, 2005

Bah

An interjection that you say when everything around you is going all hectic and crazy.

*Period 5 bell rings*
*You drop your books*
*You trip*
*You rupture your nuts*
Yourself: BAH!
*A neo-nazi beats you up*
Yourself: BAH!!
*Another bully punches your mangled face*
*You get shot randomly*
Your soul: BAH!!1111114o32nr3!

by hanes May 23, 2005

Doodoo

A big poopoo that comes out from the anus. It falls out like a meteor out from the anus, and tidal waves into the sea of stinkyness.
1-Diarhea-let
2-Pootie
3-Mini-Poopoo
4-Doodoo
5-Dookie
6-Stank

"Look at the doodoo. Its brown."
"James:Ahhh! Anaconda!"
"jack:No thats my doodoo."
"He be gone doodoo in his pants"
"Doodoo on the floor"
"doodoo"

by hanes July 11, 2004