hal's definitions

coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

by hal March 25, 2004

Dipako

1.(Di'PaK.o')In ~ and or refrence to the 'Iatola of Rock an' Rolla'

2.(DiP.Ak(c)o) A hybrid Mexican tabacco cross breeded with Mc'Donalds Sweet n' Sour Sauce.

1.Sph"If anyone knows; Dipako does."

2./Ath// ~ Mark decided to purchase some Dipako.

by Hal January 27, 2004

Sph

1. False, Faux, Not true. ~ "That statement is Sph" (agg)

2. Sarcastic, Crass, Deliberately missinformative

"I love going to the movies" - Sph(ed) Jenny

by Hal January 27, 2004

snod

falling asleep during the performing of cunnilingus

I pissed my girlfriend off when I took a snod during foreplay.

by hal February 4, 2004

snail trail

seminal fluid or vaginal fluid left on undergarments, clothing or surfaces resulting in the appearance of secretions left by snails during locomotion.

Julie was so aroused last night that she left a snail trail on the bed sheets.

by hal February 5, 2004

cod

A smelly female. Relating to her private area.

I pulled this Hal (look up Hal) and she was a right Cod!

by Hal March 24, 2003

j spot

Often confused with the G spot except that the j spot doesn't exist a lot.

dear bliss magazine,
Where's my j spot? my friends say they don't exist but my mum say's that she has one.

by Hal June 11, 2003