cuppa diem

Wake up! You look terrible, here cuppa diem (and hands over a fresh coffee)
by GWMcL July 12, 2015
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face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
by GWMcL September 26, 2010
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you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
by GWMcL January 31, 2011
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gay fever

That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.
Was there a discount at the gym this winter? I've got a lot of gay fever this year.
by GWMcL October 15, 2007
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youtubiversity

Learning things from you tube tutorials.
Evan don't pull the kitchen apart, you don't know the first thing about renovations!
What you talkin bout? I spent the week at Youtubiverisity.

Jack's in hospital, whatever made him think he could train attack dogs??
Youtubiversity.
by GWMcL November 05, 2010
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head cum

Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.
by GWMcL July 11, 2010
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confettiquette

It is good confettiquette not to boil the rice before you throw it at a wedding.
by GWMcL September 26, 2010
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