14 definitions by gwmcl

gay fever

That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.

Was there a discount at the gym this winter? I've got a lot of gay fever this year.

by gwmcl October 15, 2007

youtubiversity

Learning things from you tube tutorials.

Evan don't pull the kitchen apart, you don't know the first thing about renovations!
What you talkin bout? I spent the week at Youtubiverisity.

Jack's in hospital, whatever made him think he could train attack dogs??
Youtubiversity.

by gwmcl November 5, 2010

face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.

Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.

by gwmcl September 26, 2010

confettiquette

Wedding etiquette.

It is good confettiquette not to boil the rice before you throw it at a wedding.

by gwmcl September 26, 2010

head cum

snot

Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.

by gwmcl July 11, 2010

schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

by gwmcl September 1, 2007

aligorechy

The environmental police.

Origin: Al Gore + Oligarchy.

Better turn that heater down man or we'll have the aligorechy round to carbon tax us.

by gwmcl October 7, 2010