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valentine's day 

an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.
as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.

Soccer mom

a middle aged white suburban woman who devotes herself WAY too much to her kids to make up what she couldnt suceed when she was a kid. they usually drive big ass SUVs, or mini vans and participate in numerous school activities, such as soccer, parties, fund raiser, sports events, PTA, and other school events. they are usually chaperones to every school field trip, and never leave their kids unattended. after school, they usually force their kids into after school activities, like karate, baseball, choir, and shit like that. they rather their kids do an activity over an actual job, and they volunteer them for community service when they didnt even do nething wrong. these kids cant make descisions on their own, and their fathers who are never present on the subject, are never around. these kids cant play video games that have a good theme or story plot, violence, magic, or nething fun. basically, nothing thats rated E+10 and above. the only music they can listen to is radio disney and classical, no movies that are rated above PG, and they probably never heard of the word known as "the internet". they are to attend church service every sunday and hafta particpate in choir and such. basically, these kids arent free from their soccer moms till their sophmore year of high school, and even then their mom chaperones the prom.

frankly, by puberty, mommy's "little angels" are spoiled rotten, and they can never rule out that Jimmy and Stephanie are selling crack and having orgies at a unchaperoned party instead of attending the pep rally.

in adult hood, these kids will probably be atheist and wont let their kids go newhere near their grandma.
a soccer mom's kid is doomed to never think for themselves and have their minds warped by their mom's to become actors, lawyers, professional athletes, and doctors.
british/austrailian slang for "vacation".
perhaps she went on holiday.
holiday by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
due to the the dogs horendous tumor on its rectum, he will be humanely euphemized
Euphemize by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
a very crappy american anime dubbing company that destroyed just about every anime that i loved. thank god Viz got to Naruto first.
4kids must be stopped before they ruin every profane, crude, violent, and sex fill anime by making them appropriote for ages 10 and below!

viz might have taken out some nose bleeds and blood sores on naruto, but at least they can actaully mention death on the show.
4kids by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

ninjutsu 

its like ninja magic, cept without the wands...and the cauldron.......and frog eyes and stuff.

well, with an exception of naruto quirks and stuff, ninjutsu is a collection of techniques and styles that are used by ninja's for concealment, escape, disguise, medicine, archery, collecting information and etc. some skills include:

taijutsi (unarmed combat)
ninja ken (sword fighting)
Seishin-teki kyôyô (spiritual refinement)
Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
Hensôjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
Shinobi-iri (stealth and infiltration methods)
Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
Sui-ren (training in water)
dont bitch with me, or ill go ninjutsu on ur ass!
ninjutsu by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

nose bleed 

the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.
iruka sensei experienced naruto's sexy no jutsu and had a nose bleed