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the exorcist

a book/movie that was so scary, that you will supposedly throw away the book, and turn on all the lights and tvs in your house after reading or watching the story.
i ran up my electric bill after reading the exorcist.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 1, 2006
mugGet the the exorcistmug.

labor

the process of childbirth. it starts with contractions and then the baby pops out. it is NOT a pretty sight.
labor is a very painful experience for a mother or mother to be. but if ur married, its worth the pain. (i guess)
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 21, 2005
mugGet the labormug.

internet generation

the generation of teenagers born between the late 80s and early 90s. childern who were born in this generation are suberbly capable of operating the increased technological advances of this era (computers, ipods, the internet, other electronics)without much help from their parents, many of whom were generation x-ers.

other names for the internet generation are the iGeneration, and the MySpace Generation.
many teenagers who were born in the internet generation were also generation y-ers
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006
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missionary

a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.
daniel and carrie often do the missionary position when love making.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006
mugGet the missionarymug.

Euphemize

due to the the dogs horendous tumor on its rectum, he will be humanely euphemized
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
mugGet the Euphemizemug.

the beast of gevaudan

some 200 and somethin years ago in the southern gevaudan region of france, over 300 people were brutily killed by a ravenous beast known as "le bete de gevaudan" or the beast of gevaudan. the first encounter of the beast was lucky. when the beast charged at a young shepardess to move in for the kill, her herd charged at the beast, driving it back into the woods. the shepardess said that the beast was the size of a cow, had a puff at the end of its tail, and had a white stripe down its stomach. after the first encounter, dead bodies started showing up everywhere. mainly women and children or ppl who could not get away in time. the wolf was the prime suspect of the killing (of course). ao when the king of france sent his top hunting man to kill the beast, they only killed a very large wolf. though the killings stopped for a while, the killings continues soon after.

finally, the villagers pleaded Jean Chastel to kill the beast. Chastel was a wolf hunter and wolf hound breeder who hunted troublesome wolves. he was also one of the only men in the area to own a gun, which was rare at the time. so on June 19, 1767 (or somethin or other) Jean Chastel and 300 other hunters and beaters made their way through the forests to bring out the beast. in a clearing, Jean Chastel laid and waited, with his gun, a prayer book, and two blessed silver bullets. soon, the beast emerged and stood right in front of him. Chastel took is gun and aimed at the beast's throat. he shot and the beast was stunned for a minute and then fell. the beast of gevaudan was no more.

though the beast was finally dead, the mystery still remains. the description from chastel or ne of the wittnesses did not match to being a wolf or a heyena (second prime suspect). from the puffy tail and white strip, many historians and crpytozoologists think that the beast may have been a wolf- dog hybrid; where the father was a wolf and the mother was a dog. many think that the monster was a part of a plan to over through the king of france. but who was behind it. was jean chastel part of the murder, or were there others...
the wolf is clearly innocent in the case of the beast of gevaudan, but what was it???
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005
mugGet the the beast of gevaudanmug.

media

a source of information that targets stupid news instead of REAL news. media is the reason why people are still miserable in war torn countries like the democratic republic of the congo and ghana and communist/facist societies like north korea because the stupid american's are soooooooooo concidered about what katie holmes is doing instead of sending funds to developing nations who desperately need it.
while mindless americans drool at E! looking at hugh hefner's slutty concubines, thousands of people are going hungry and are being slaughtered in dufur.

(sarcastically) thank you media!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006
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