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a jewish holiday celebrating the time when the jews didnt have enuff oil to light their lap, but then they were able to (im not jewish so i prolly got that wrong). well, it doesnt matter wat the story line is because its just like all holidays. now its only about the gifts.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005
Get the Hanukah mug.often known as the "missing link" bigfoot is a big, hairy, ape man thing that rooms the forests. its diet is very much like any primate. witnesses say that it ranges from 6-11 feet tall. obiviously there is a more than one of them if the thing really does exist, seeing as how there is a different variation of the beast ranging from state to state, country to country, continent to continent.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005
Get the bigfoot mug.one of the funniest animations on the net. its about a whole lotta soldier in a blocked canyon in the middle of no where on a alien planet who are fightin each other as the red team and the blue team....of course they have no fuckin clue wat theyre doin there.
Simmons: tell me again... why did we get outta the jeep?
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 2, 2005
Get the Red vs Blue mug.On an average day to day basis, an opportunist is a person who takes immediate advantage of an opportunity to achieve a goal and doesn't even think about the morals, ethics, principles or consequences of that action. They tend to put expediency over morality.
Usually describes desperate people who have never gotten any and dumb criminals.
Usually describes desperate people who have never gotten any and dumb criminals.
That girl had a one night stand with some guy she met off the street and got knocked up. She is such an opportunist.
Not to mention a slut.
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What was that dude thinking when he tried to steal that laptop? There were security camera's everywhere! What a dumb opportunist.
Not to mention a slut.
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What was that dude thinking when he tried to steal that laptop? There were security camera's everywhere! What a dumb opportunist.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e October 1, 2007
Get the opportunist mug.any person who has been expierenced in a certain area for a long period. mostly used in terms of war.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006
Get the veteran mug.a legend that is hard to prove is true. or, it can be easy to prove it false. urban legends are usually written on paper most of the time. but when ppl pass it on it (which most of the time, is not a paper), the story changes from person to person. so thats why its hard to prove or disprove urban legends.
there are up to 7 variations of "the killer in the back seat" urban legend, so its possible that it is false.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005
Get the urban legend mug.ppl who just appear and act out in movies that ppl like following around instead of the ppl who actually put thought, time and money into making the movie. the only thing celebrities do are whine about their mini insignificant problems without even concidering that normal ppl have problems that actually MATTER and expect everyone to care. i might see some light in stupid ppl following singers around, but not actors. if neone can just go act in a movie or get $10 million per episode then all of us can or should! ppl who actually contribute to the economy should be the ones who get $100 billion a year.
they often have 10 marriages per year. they deserve to be miserable.
they often have 10 marriages per year. they deserve to be miserable.
Me: "Hey, I just created the cure for Cancer, ended poverty and ended war."
Loser: "Brittany Spears got knocked up again."
Friends of Loser: "REALLY?!?!?!"
Me: "Fucking Assholes. you're all losers and you'll die losers."
the only ppl who are remotely interested in celebrities are poor lonely losers, old perverted computer geeks who still live with their parents and bimbos with eating disorders who despretely wanna look like another bimbo like jennifer aniston.
Loser: "Brittany Spears got knocked up again."
Friends of Loser: "REALLY?!?!?!"
Me: "Fucking Assholes. you're all losers and you'll die losers."
the only ppl who are remotely interested in celebrities are poor lonely losers, old perverted computer geeks who still live with their parents and bimbos with eating disorders who despretely wanna look like another bimbo like jennifer aniston.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 21, 2005
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