toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.

George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

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robocop

A lame robot who would get his ass owned by the Terminator- any model.

Movies are one-time watchables, if at all for some of them. Totally unrealistic damage. Not even a scratch on the thing. Tinman from Wizard of Oz could ream this mutha fucka.

Kids don't know who robocop is, because the movies sucked.

Everyone knows Terminator owned his aluminium hide. The robocop Vs Terminator game sucked in a big way. Terminator is badass. He's big, he's buff, he eats beef for desert. Robocop is a skinny policeman in a metal suit with gay shoulderpads and plastic arms.

Arnold eats this guy for breakfast.

by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004

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Viper

American sports car of the 80's. Owners of this car and similar are Americans who think that it's fast, when any euro-exotic anywhere near the price range made after 1975 could take it to school. The viper has the handling of a stubborn donkey and the reliability of a nazi promise.

Why Dodge still make this car is anyone's guess.

by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004

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1/4

One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile

The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

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road kill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

I turned a cow into road kill once.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

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