gumba gumba's definitions

who ate all the pies?

British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.


"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"

Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

YOU FAT BASTARD!


YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU ate all the pies!

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

pt cruiser

One VERY poor attempt by an american company to make a mark on the european MPV market by making a smaller, and quite useless car. Although it looks better than some MPV's (Fiat Multipla and Ford Galaxy in example) it just dosen't do the job and is beaten in EVERY OTHER ASPECT.


The typical owner of this crap has only ever owned one old car before, and decide to buy something newer for their twenties, without researching the market to find out just how awful the mechanics of this car are.

Renault Espace is waaaaaaaaay better. Hear that Chrysler? France makes better cars than you.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

femme fatale

A seductive, intelligent, witty and classy female assassin who goes predominantly against male targets who are lured into following her because she acts like a cock tease, but quickly meet their deaths when they least suspect it.

The term has become slightly overused/extended to include any woman who shows even the slightest hint of being femme fatale, or wearing black leather, to describe herself.

That femme fatale I used to call my girllfriend. stuck a gun in my nuts and threatened to give me a .44 calibre vasectomy. So I bitch slapped her.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

fagin

(n.) One who teaches how to break the law. Quite likely a Jewish man teaching children to pickpocket. Based on Dickens' Charactor from Oliver

I think I better think it out again!

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

tea boy

(n.) The newest entrant to a business place, who is forced to do degrading tasks and mainly runs around after everybody else. Also called a charwola

You are the tea boy, so go buy some milk and make me a cup of tea.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

win-win

A win-win situation is where all outcomes are desirable.

If you kill him, you'll get respect and the cops won't touch you.

If you don't kill him, someone else will whack that asshole..

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

one size fits all

(Phrase) With only a tiny minoritory of exceptions, everyone should be happy with the decision.

Hitler commiting suicide was a one size fits all action

by Gumba Gumba May 15, 2004