guillermo's definitions

clohica

The single orafice of a chicken, or other bird, from which urine, feces, blood, etc. are excreted. Also a derogatory term for a woman who talks and talks and and talks and is self-centered narcissistic bitch.

After that 3 hour staff meeting, I've had enough of the clohica to last me a lifetime. She can't stand a moment that isn't filled with her shitty ideas and stupid opinons just flowing from the clohica hole in her old, wrinkled 909-er face.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003

Double Mac Davis

An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.

I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

pocket monster

A suggested or reduced version of another, well-known or infamous; one whose actions or behavior suggests a reference to another person; to be combined with the completing reference; derogatory. (NOTE: some individuals, i.e. Linda Hunt, cannot be pocket monsters, as they already are; redundant).

The flight attendant went through the cabin barking out orders and smashing trays about, turning into a pocket-monster Kathy Bates from MISERY at 30,000.

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

landing strip

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.

I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

Miss Tea Cups

An old queen who collects ceramics, cups, saucers, especially those of a Victorian age, to the exclusion of all else.

Mark used the settlement money from the workplace injury to buy another set of china. One look at that check and he became Miss Tea Cups all over again.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

goo monkeys

Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.

I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003