dumsanzo

(1) the conservative joe disanzo. he says everyone who disagrees with him are "liberals" even know their not. he knows nothing about politics even know he watches the most conservative news channel (fox news) all day long. he doesn't like black people and is against abortion even know he's not a women and will never have a child. he thinks the patriot act is a good idea. he constantly talks about bill o reily which would lead some to think he has sexual fantasies about him. even though peers show him hardocore documents detailing some of the failures of the bush administration he says its "bullshit".
(2) a conservative who knows nothing about being a conservative and is only one because the traits of the parents rub off on them.
(3) unable to think outside of the box for more then 5 seconds
(4) thinks he's a conservative even know he shares hard moral beleifs with liberals
me: joe did u go on FTW.com its a INDEPENDENT JOURNALISM sit.

joe: mike you are such a stupid liberal prick. i'm gonna go on Bill O' Reilys website and write letters to him. and when i grow up i'm gonna join the KKK

me: joe, u know that u have liberal views and i'm not even a liberal i just don't like politics

joe: no, mike ur are a stupid liberal. liberals are so stupid. bye mike i'm going to try to find naked pictures of bill and sean hannity one the internet
by guess March 30, 2004
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Drew Rodgers

1. Someone who tries to take his friends' girlfriends, and when he fails, has no friends.

2. Someone who succeeds in taking his friends' girlfriends, but when they break up, he has no friends.
1. That kid tried to pull a Drew Rodgers, so I kicked his ass.

2. I got Drew Rodgersed by this dude, but it's cool, because now he's a loner.
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Tommy Boy

A guy who knows he's whipped but doesn't care for different reasons.
"Hey, did you see Tom get dragged around by that chick?" "Yeah, but he's a Tommy Boy. He doesn't care as long as he's sexing.
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aqua teen hunger force

The baddest motha fukkin team of super heroes in the world! Consisting of Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad. I consider Carl (their neighbor) to be part of the team too
aqua teen hunger force kicks ass!
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gelert

A very confused reindeer, no wonder they are confused, considering what James does to them.
The gelert tried to escape as James attempted to do unspeakable things to it
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Berina

A black kung-fu fighing labrador. Know to fight crime in the underground Chicago drug scene.
Berina caught that druggie...
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Fitzy

Ur a total fitzy coz u tried to shag my mum and she rejected ya
by Guess January 31, 2005
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