machizzle

i machizzle my car
by guess June 27, 2004
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loofus

(1) a pubic hair that women occasionaly choke on, it can't be removed because its stuck in the crotch region very tightly. it can't be shaved because its made of steel.

(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.

(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.

(4) simon cowell

(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"

(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.
(1) AAAAAH frank you loofus finally broke off... but now its gaging the fuck out of me. i gotta shit.

(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL

guy 2: god damnit loofus.

(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.

person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano

(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay

(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.

person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?

person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.

(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again

old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS

old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!

old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!

old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.

young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face
by guess April 10, 2004
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whats the have?

slang retarded people use to say something as simple as "whats up".

often the mentally challenged speak this code to each other rather then us UN-retarded people,because what un-retarded person would walk up to someone else and say "so, whats the have?" thats right no one because this "term" is fuckin ridiculous
RETARD walking up to an UN-retard

RETARD: a bia bia bia a paw paw paw eeey aaaaah aaawwwhats theeeyy haaaave aaa heo heo meow meow

UN-retarded: wow i hope you get shot in the face
by guess April 03, 2004
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A.F.I.

My sister's fav band. the lead singer sounds like a girl or a boy going through puberty except 10x worst. Some songs are okay.
Dude, the lead singer of A.F.I. sounds like a girl!
by Guess April 05, 2005
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337

The number tied to the Clandestine mystery from the band AFI. No one really knows what it means, except that it appeared all throughout their "Clandestine" video and there are said to be hints all through their last album, Sing the Sorrow. See 336.
Dude, I just discovered the answer to the 337 mystery!
by Guess June 27, 2006
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smoosh

to ejaculate on someone's face
smoosh me please thanks
by Guess June 19, 2006
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Fiiiiine monkey

often seen on the tennis court and enjoys a good skanking.enjoys stealing and throwing fruit....especially oranges and..ahem..bananas.
by guess April 10, 2003
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