griffin's definitions

-0

A nonexistant number but really funny to see on public thermometers.

"It is apparently -0 degrees out..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

sko

abreviation for "let's go", usually accompanied by a head nod in the direction of the door.

"S-K-O, what's that spell"
"what?"
"'sko!"

by griffin October 20, 2004

fergo

fergo, v.

To fist a pig, and eat if for breakfast. And enjoy it.

fergo-ing, g, The act or instance of fergoing.

He really likes to fergo.

I nearly threw up when I saw him fergoing.

by Griffin July 22, 2004

Reamed

To Ream, to annihilate the ass-hole of your sexual partner while performing anal sex.

After I reamed her ass last night I feel L337 as hell.

by Griffin December 12, 2004

lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

by Griffin May 13, 2005

vegetables

A version of "vegetables" only said with Latin pronunciation. Should be used when referring to Latin.

"We had vegetables in Latin class today."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

wages

A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.

"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005