herbosexual

Somebody who has a (sexual) affinity with plants; a tree humper

"The herbosexual looked longingly at the mighty oak."

by Griffin May 13, 2005

vegetables

A version of "vegetables" only said with Latin pronunciation. Should be used when referring to Latin.

"We had vegetables in Latin class today."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

wages

A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.

"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

-0

A nonexistant number but really funny to see on public thermometers.

"It is apparently -0 degrees out..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

unnecessary u

Used to described the letter "u" found in a word that can otherwise be spelled without it. Quite often found in English spellings.

honour = honor
favourite = favorite
colour = color

by Griffin February 28, 2005

Welsch

Big and gay, normally describing one's penis.

I love the big, dangly, welsch cock.

by Griffin March 16, 2005

lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

by Griffin May 13, 2005