old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
by greyshark7 February 03, 2008
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the green mile

Any of the main streets in Britain's city centres, void of any greenery and usually culminating in a concrete shopping centre so dire you want to kill youself.
Come walk 'the green mile' in Birmingham. Broad Street is a happy and enjoyable place to get beaten up on a friday night, and ends in an entertainment complex suitable for all the family.
by greyshark7 March 13, 2007
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bookmark

A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. Futhermore, when it is hardened the reader can open to the page it is on with ease, similar to the use of a traditional bookmark.
I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.
by greyshark7 December 14, 2008
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bookmark

A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. It is evidence of the owner's approval of the page and hence he can be said to have 'bookmarked' it.
I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.
by greyshark7 March 14, 2007
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free running

Running whilst in one's birthday suit. If a man, the shlong and scrotum swing freely in an agreeable and satisfying way.
The old man enjoyed free running across the country.
by greyshark7 March 14, 2007
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Eutrophicate

1. To indirectly cause the destruction of an aquatic community by allowing substantial amounts of fertilising compounds to enter a clean body of water such as a pond or river.

2. To drop a deuce into a pond or river. Implies that the resulting noxious log will kill all the fauna.
Man: Fucking hell son, what did I tell you about shitting in the sea? Do you want to eutrophicate it and see all the fishes die?
by greyshark7 December 14, 2008
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