Definitions by greyshark7
old granny basher
Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
old granny basher by greyshark7 February 3, 2008
bookmark
A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. It is evidence of the owner's approval of the page and hence he can be said to have 'bookmarked' it.
I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.
bookmark by greyshark7 March 14, 2007
free running
Running whilst in one's birthday suit. If a man, the shlong and scrotum swing freely in an agreeable and satisfying way.
free running by greyshark7 March 14, 2007
corpse bride
A woman who is silent and maintains a passive expression throughtout sexual intercourse. Particularly applies to a woman who is a virgin bride on a honeymoon.
I feel sorry for John - he was really looking forward to shagging Martha for the first time last night, until he found out she was a corpse bride.
corpse bride by greyshark7 March 14, 2007
the green mile
Any of the main streets in Britain's city centres, void of any greenery and usually culminating in a concrete shopping centre so dire you want to kill youself.
Come walk 'the green mile' in Birmingham. Broad Street is a happy and enjoyable place to get beaten up on a friday night, and ends in an entertainment complex suitable for all the family.
the green mile by greyshark7 March 13, 2007