gremlin's definitions

mod

a mod is a person usually wears parkas and ride lambrettas and generally hang out with the rest of em

back in those days there would be the mods and rockers
i wanna be a mod!

by gremlin December 11, 2003

Happiness

Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.

Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

by Gremlin July 29, 2003

Wrexham

1 "rex" from latin and "ham" from saxon, the name means "King's Town"
2 In reality, the most dirtiest, deprived, ugliest, dangerous and nastiest places I have encountered on the planet (from over thirty countries). In North East Wales, one of the UK's most economically backward areas. Full of chavs, welfare scroungers, honest people desperate to leave, awful buildings and a very corrupt local council. Wrexham is an ideal place to breed BNP sympathy, as now they have moved hundreds of illegal immigrants there. Please, just bomb it. Flat. With napalm. Anthrax. Anything.

Try to think of ten good things about, or from, Wrexham....
No, neither could I.

by gremlin February 22, 2005

fun

n.
A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.

If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. --- Dr. Seuss

by Gremlin July 29, 2003

Human Resources

The sort of people who, when considering CVs of job applicants, remove from the list people who are better than them, just to protect their jobs. Devious evil scum, who are in personnel or human resources because they have fucked up every other job, fucked the General Manager or both.

The sort of people who, when considering job applicants to run post-invasion Iraq, would consider Saddam Hussien, Fidel Castro or Robert Mugabe, as a) They all hold Doctorates. b) "Have relevant experience and contacts." c) Have done the job before.

by gremlin February 22, 2005

people

If you don't know what they are I suggest you get out more.

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway --Mother Teresa

by Gremlin July 29, 2003

Tony Blair

Arse plug for political bullshit. A so-called British Prime Minister with his head up Dubya's arse. Can be removed, sat on, ignored or used in obscene criminal acts, but never objects.

Why is Tony Blair called "Ankles"? Because that's the only part of him you'll see hanging out of George W Bush's arse!

by Gremlin February 11, 2005