greg's definitions

cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

by Greg February 21, 2009

Jack Osbourne

Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.

"Stop playing Jack Osbourne, and start getting serious" meaning stop lying around the house like a fat slob, living off someone else's money and get a job you pathetic cunt.

by greg March 19, 2005

dome queen

1. a female responsible for providing one with extraordinary oral pleasure
2. one's girlfriend

I'm out with my dome queen.

by Greg December 6, 2004

Shaq

One which sucks at basketball, which he proves by shooting under 53% free throws. However he has mastered the art of getting the calls from every referee in the leauge which is the only reason he has sucsess. See lard ass Its like being really huge but not having any knowlege or skill

Shaq sucks at basketball but he is a tank so he murders people in the paint with no fouls called on him. good job shaq you fat ass

by Greg June 11, 2006

Steens

1. Another word for Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, New Jersey.
2. A place where herbs gather.
3. Poorest excuse for a college, or institute.

Originated: William Stahlin's Accounting class. The desk had a 'stevens' logo that was missing the 'v', thus giving birth to the term, 'Steeeens"

Can I actually get a job if I graduate from Steens???

by Greg October 3, 2004

runt bag

A pink watermellom in the shape of a vagina

Wow that is a shizzle of a runt bag

by Greg January 15, 2004

Alindsay

The excessive drinking of liquids, as a result of the unending thirst for said liquids.

I've drank a lot a water today, what alindsay.

by Greg October 8, 2003