Banana Phone

a phone....thats a banana

jay, get that banana phone out of your ass.

by Greg November 28, 2004

wopper

a big sloppy pussy

My cock splashed into her wopper.

by Greg January 07, 2004

CRACKALACKING

It means Smoking Crack!!!!

Whats up with John? He was Crackalacking all weekend!

by Greg May 13, 2005

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 22, 2003

what's in the box?

phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.

(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"

by Greg March 13, 2004

sexpistols

earley brit rock, suidal guys with guitars see pikey and yob.

i saw the sexpistol last night they were pikeys (yobs) but not sqaddies , no never sqaddies.........

by greg November 30, 2003

shot checkers

1. (n.) A particularly exhilirating drinking game involving checkers. Players substitute shot glasses filled with liquor for the red and black plastic checkers pieces. Standard rules of checkers apply. Once a player's shot glass is jumped by the opponent, he must drink the contents of the glass right away. Double jumps in this version of checkers are especially devastating. If player's head collapes on the board, it is an automatic forfeit.

We kicked off that party with a good game of shot checkers.

In the Shot Checkers Championship, she was totally kicking my ass. I had one glass left, and her three glasses has me cornered in. I was all washed up. Then, to my surprise, she passed out right before my eyes and I was crowned the Shot Checkers Champion. What an unforseen turn of events.

by Greg May 13, 2005