greg's definitions

rsx

slowest piece of shit ever to hit the road. Honda's biggest multi billion dollar mistake ever. Small companies tried to overcome this fact by producing line of turbos and after market performance parts in order to level the balance of shittyness. They were only to find that what would turn any normal car into a dream car, made the rsx even worse.

"Hows the new car?"
It broke down again, fucking $23,000 mistake!"

by Greg February 21, 2005

vesin

Somebody who has never done any illegal drugs.

"Hey, are you a vesin?"

"Hell no, I've been doin' pot since I was in 8th grade."

by greg February 10, 2004

Niven

A mathematical expression equalling exactly one and one half (1 1/2).

"The plank of wood is niven feet long."

by Greg November 19, 2003

bobsled

When you're doing a girl on the top of the stairs from behind and you randomly grab her arms and put them behind her back and ride her down the stairs.

Felica broke her jaw because I gave her the bobsled last night

by Greg August 22, 2003

skinbag

Refers to a friend who never buys his round of drinks, always has an excuse for being short of cash and never pays back what you lend him. The skinbag isn't necessarily a bad guy, they just don't see the fault with their poor cash-etiquette.

Don't invite Matt out tonight, he's a total skinbag.

by Greg May 1, 2004

Caramon

Influential character in the Dragonlance series of books. Twin brother to Raistlin

Caramon raised the dagger. - Dragonlance - Time of the Twins. Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman.

by Greg April 13, 2004

Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot

1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.

by Greg October 7, 2004