greg's definitions

da ism

noun
1. Ability to pick up members of the opposite sex.

2. General complement.

1. "Greg sure has the ism"

2. "You got da ism, baby!

by Greg April 18, 2005

Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.

Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.

by Greg April 28, 2005

Luft

Softest, most comforting feeling of warmth and happinest, mostly brought on by the lovelyest of girl's touch or love.

When Jill hugs me i get the most luftiest of feeling.

by Greg July 30, 2003

Blackneck

black ruff-neck thuggish dude!

check out that blackneck nigga over there!

by greg December 26, 2003

corn

A term refering to a woman is so attractive, so utterly jaw-droppingly gorgeous, that if she asked you to you would gladly eat the corn out of her shit.

A: Dude, Janet Reno is CORN.

B: Dude. What the fuck.

by Greg August 12, 2003

schilsk

Term for a dude who is so successful at 'cock-block'ing his comrades that he can do it while on fire.

I would have hooked up with the girl from the bar last night, but the schilsk decided to make an appearance.

by Greg December 21, 2004

fishing

sitting in a boat like an idiot.

often involves drinking in a boat like an idiot...

by Greg April 29, 2004