greenbeans 's definitions

poopsnaggle

The little man preferably a dwarf or midget that goes behind the animals at places where animals gather; parades, carnivals, circuses, etc. and scoops their shit into the little buckets.

Employer: How can I help you today?
Applicant: I would like to apply for the position of poopsnaggler.
Employer: Are you aware of the job description?
Applicant: Yes, I am a dwarf and I love poop. It is a common aspiration among people of my type to become a poopsnaggle.

by Greenbeans November 2, 2007

fat pig

a girl who is really fat and is a messy eater

dude do you see that fat pig over there?
yea man, she needs to wash her face and table

by greenbeans December 22, 2020

buddy

used by a yee yee chick if she likes you, but makes the guy think it’s friend zoning

hey buddy ;)
oh so we just friends now

by greenbeans December 22, 2020

tunis

someone who smells like tuna but has a penis

omg he is such a tunis

i know right, he belongs in the ocean

by greenbeans January 1, 2021