Definitions by greenbeans

tunis 

someone who smells like tuna but has a penis

omg he is such a tunis

i know right, he belongs in the ocean

tunis by greenbeans January 1, 2021

buddy 

used by a yee yee chick if she likes you, but makes the guy think it’s friend zoning

hey buddy ;)
oh so we just friends now

buddy by greenbeans December 22, 2020

fat pig 

a girl who is really fat and is a messy eater

dude do you see that fat pig over there?
yea man, she needs to wash her face and table

fat pig by greenbeans December 22, 2020

poopsnaggle 

The little man preferably a dwarf or midget that goes behind the animals at places where animals gather; parades, carnivals, circuses, etc. and scoops their shit into the little buckets.

Employer: How can I help you today?
Applicant: I would like to apply for the position of poopsnaggler.
Employer: Are you aware of the job description?
Applicant: Yes, I am a dwarf and I love poop. It is a common aspiration among people of my type to become a poopsnaggle.

poopsnaggle by Greenbeans November 2, 2007