Definitions by grandest of autismo

Go postal 

To go apeshit with pure hatred and blind anger, termed after workplace shootings perputrated by postal service / mail service employees. Going postal involves taking a firearm to place of work or anywhere and just unloading into everything in sight.

*gunfire in workplace*
*secetary bolts through office door*
Secretary : "TERRY'S FINALLY DONE IT, HE'S DECIDED TO Go Postal!"
*screams in hall outside door as boots stomp down hall*
Boss : "shit lol"

Go postal by grandest of autismo April 22, 2021

Cat nutter 

Someone who is obsessed with Cats to the point of annoyance. Typically believe that cats are superior to canines and other companion animals. Brags about how cats are so "Cute" when really they are a creepy-looking squiggly killing machine. Often allows the cat to get away with scratching people and furniture. Typically a neurotic person.

Michael : "Dude, Jane is such a Cat nutter, she has at least 3 cats, and never shuts up about them"
Jayden : "I agree, its pretty annoying, She is a Cat nutter."

Cat nutter by grandest of autismo April 15, 2021

Dumpster frying

An insult of an aroma of cooking food comparable to that of a Dumpster frying large amounts of food in it filled with Broth and Water... Acting as a giant, bacteria infested, pot of sorts, Filling the pot with chickens, pieces of mystery meat and possibly human parts. This method is typically used in school kitchens to prepare food for students.

A shitty smell wafts up the hallway during a passing period at school
Student 1 : "What is that awful smell? Is the cafeteria making something shitty for lunch I suppose?"
Student 2 : "Yep, I know that smell anywhere. It's a dumpster frying.
Student 1 : "Damn."

Dumpster frying by grandest of autismo October 10, 2019

Ear Hustling

1 To purposefully listen in on a conversation; Even though it was not intended for them; Being nosy.
2 Another term for eavesdropping

A. Guy 1 and 2 are talking upstairs, Guy 3 is downstairs listening to them talk at the bottom of the stairs to listen in on what they are planning on Friday, he is Ear Hustling.
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."

Guy B : "How much did she hear??"

Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."

Ear Hustling by grandest of autismo August 12, 2019

Dirturchin

A dirty Bastard, Someone who doesn't take showers often, Has dirty hands/fingernails, Might smell like asscheeks and onions for body odor, Might smell like ass, watch out Dirturchins often like to act like they are the shit until they are beat up. They do not learn lessons easily and are like any other animal, Often competing with each other for partners and territory. They are often found in little towns like Springfield in Illinois.

Dirturchin : *Incoherent Babbling about a subject*
Person 1 : "You're a dirturchin."
Person 2: "Absolutely. Shut your mouth."

Dirturchin by grandest of autismo May 21, 2019

Artie Doss 

Troll King of Lanphier High School Be careful, If he spots you with a phone out or earbuds in, the consequences are great. Your items will be confiscated, and you may get In house.

Aaron : "Goddamnit, Dr.Doss came and took my phone and earbuds!"
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!

Artie Doss by grandest of autismo April 15, 2019

Lanphier High School 

Despite how many people seem to think this school is awful, it is really not that bad. The Gangbangers and Druggies also Drug Dealers can be ignored. People do not get raped during school hours. Although people with weapons at school is a 100% the administration is awful too. So many are not wrong when they say this school is bad. The school is ~80+ years old now, being built in 1937.

Joey : "Hey man, I'm not going to Springfield Southeast High School Next year my family moved and I'm going to Lanphier High School
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."

Lanphier High School by grandest of autismo February 25, 2019