by grandest of autismo March 12, 2018
Troll King of Lanphier High School Be careful, If he spots you with a phone out or earbuds in, the consequences are great. Your items will be confiscated, and you may get In house.
Aaron : "Goddamnit, Dr.Doss came and took my phone and earbuds!"
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!
by grandest of autismo April 15, 2019
A dirty Bastard, Someone who doesn't take showers often, Has dirty hands/fingernails, Might smell like asscheeks and onions for body odor, Might smell like ass, watch out Dirturchins often like to act like they are the shit until they are beat up. They do not learn lessons easily and are like any other animal, Often competing with each other for partners and territory. They are often found in little towns like Springfield in Illinois.
Dirturchin : *Incoherent Babbling about a subject*
Person 1 : "You're a dirturchin."
Person 2: "Absolutely. Shut your mouth."
Person 1 : "You're a dirturchin."
Person 2: "Absolutely. Shut your mouth."
by grandest of autismo May 21, 2019
Someone who is obsessed with Cats to the point of annoyance. Typically believe that cats are superior to canines and other companion animals. Brags about how cats are so "Cute" when really they are a creepy-looking squiggly killing machine. Often allows the cat to get away with scratching people and furniture. Typically a neurotic person.
Michael : "Dude, Jane is such a Cat nutter, she has at least 3 cats, and never shuts up about them"
Jayden : "I agree, its pretty annoying, She is a Cat nutter."
Jayden : "I agree, its pretty annoying, She is a Cat nutter."
by grandest of autismo April 15, 2021
1 To purposefully listen in on a conversation; Even though it was not intended for them; Being nosy.
2 Another term for eavesdropping
2 Another term for eavesdropping
A. Guy 1 and 2 are talking upstairs, Guy 3 is downstairs listening to them talk at the bottom of the stairs to listen in on what they are planning on Friday, he is Ear Hustling.
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."
Guy B : "How much did she hear??"
Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."
Guy B : "How much did she hear??"
Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."
by grandest of autismo August 12, 2019
An insult of an aroma of cooking food comparable to that of a Dumpster frying large amounts of food in it filled with Broth and Water... Acting as a giant, bacteria infested, pot of sorts, Filling the pot with chickens, pieces of mystery meat and possibly human parts. This method is typically used in school kitchens to prepare food for students.
A shitty smell wafts up the hallway during a passing period at school
Student 1 : "What is that awful smell? Is the cafeteria making something shitty for lunch I suppose?"
Student 2 : "Yep, I know that smell anywhere. It's a dumpster frying.
Student 1 : "Damn."
Student 1 : "What is that awful smell? Is the cafeteria making something shitty for lunch I suppose?"
Student 2 : "Yep, I know that smell anywhere. It's a dumpster frying.
Student 1 : "Damn."
by grandest of autismo October 10, 2019
When you are smoking some herb out of a bong and you take a large hit and unexpectedly cough with your mouth still attached to the bong, causing water to rush up and into the bowl, effectively ruining all weed in the bowl and putting it out, while also making all your friends very pissed off at you.
Jon : "I'm passin':
Jon hands the bong to Gary, someone who's new to the smoke.
Gary hits the bong
Gary : Bong regurgitation
Jon, Lawrence, Alexander and James are now very pissed off. Gary is ashamed.
Jon hands the bong to Gary, someone who's new to the smoke.
Gary hits the bong
Gary : Bong regurgitation
Jon, Lawrence, Alexander and James are now very pissed off. Gary is ashamed.
by grandest of autismo January 08, 2019