Dirturchin

A dirty Bastard, Someone who doesn't take showers often, Has dirty hands/fingernails, Might smell like asscheeks and onions for body odor, Might smell like ass, watch out Dirturchins often like to act like they are the shit until they are beat up. They do not learn lessons easily and are like any other animal, Often competing with each other for partners and territory. They are often found in little towns like Springfield in Illinois.

Dirturchin : *Incoherent Babbling about a subject*
Person 1 : "You're a dirturchin."
Person 2: "Absolutely. Shut your mouth."

by grandest of autismo May 21, 2019

you remember that

When You want to hang out with your Friend but they come up with some lousy excuse, so you tell them you remember that because when they want to hang out with you, you will come up with some lousy excuse just like they did.

Man 1 : "Hey, lets go this place."
Man 2 : "No, I'm playing video games."
Man 1 : "You remember that."

(Five Days Later) ;
Man 2 : "Dude, let's hang out!"
Man 1 : "No sorry, I'm playing video games right now."

by grandest of autismo November 18, 2018

Burger King Foot Lettuce

slang for weed or cannabis

Buyer : "Hey man, you got any Burger King Foot Lettuce?"
Dealer : "Fuck yeah."

by grandest of autismo March 11, 2018

Dumpster frying

An insult of an aroma of cooking food comparable to that of a Dumpster frying large amounts of food in it filled with Broth and Water... Acting as a giant, bacteria infested, pot of sorts, Filling the pot with chickens, pieces of mystery meat and possibly human parts. This method is typically used in school kitchens to prepare food for students.

A shitty smell wafts up the hallway during a passing period at school
Student 1 : "What is that awful smell? Is the cafeteria making something shitty for lunch I suppose?"
Student 2 : "Yep, I know that smell anywhere. It's a dumpster frying.
Student 1 : "Damn."

by grandest of autismo October 10, 2019

Grave Danger

danger that will result in death. hence grave.

jim : bob your in grave danger
bob : OK

by grandest of autismo January 03, 2019

Squid

A term used to describe ;

a. noun. A person who looks ugly and has no intelligence and acts ignorant, thus making them animal-ish like a squid.

b. adjective. Ugly

c. verb. a taunt to randomly make people angry.

Random ass kid walking down the hallway at school
Some other kid : "HEY YOU DAMN SQUID!"
Random ass kid walks off in embarassment

by grandest of autismo September 24, 2018

Artie Doss

Troll King of Lanphier High School Be careful, If he spots you with a phone out or earbuds in, the consequences are great. Your items will be confiscated, and you may get In house.

Aaron : "Goddamnit, Dr.Doss came and took my phone and earbuds!"
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!

by grandest of autismo April 15, 2019