graham's definitions

swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring

'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.

by Graham November 24, 2003

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

lolocaust

the death of all the "lol" in the room, chat room, thread, etc.

oh wow. jjcoolj just killed that thread. what a lolocaust.

by Graham November 2, 2003

general studies

A load of crap learnt in sixth form colleges. covering religon, art, literature, science and maths

"Are you going to general studies?"
"No General Studies Is Crap!!!"

by Graham October 20, 2003

n00b cannon

The Auto- Shotty, The 12 Gauge, The n00b cannon. Very Powerful, very unaccurate gun in CS (Counter Strike). I Only Use It On fy_Iceworld.

He pumped my back with the n00b cannon

by Graham October 20, 2003

Prepuce

1.The retractable fold of skin covering the tip of the penis or clitoris. 2. A bald dickhead's rug.

1. As you have no teeth, I would like you to chew my prepuce.

by Graham August 30, 2003

willybollocks

ment as an insult.

William Bullock

by Graham June 4, 2003