frrd

A random sound that can be made at any period of time. Usually said when something funny happens
by Graham September 15, 2004
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spoonie

A person who works for J D wetherspoon
Graham is a spoonie
by Graham December 27, 2002
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Harry the Cat

Any feline that seems to have an almost insatiable hunger, the 'Harry' will forever be miaooowsking and a whining rubbing it's flea bitten carcass around your legs until you capitulate and feed vast quantities of cat fattening nosh.
The 'Harry' will often eat itself to such a balloon like dimension that passage through a catflap becomes impossible.
"Hey! dude your Harry looks like it's houseridden"
by Graham October 14, 2004
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frenulum

The erogenous teather of the ridged band also called Taylor's band to the frenular delta and glans penis. Provides sexual pleasure when stretched by retracting the foreskin also serves to keep the foreskin forward protecting the glans penis and meatus.
When the penis becomes erect the traction on the frenulum provides extreme pleasure for the male.
by Graham January 03, 2004
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willybollocks

ment as an insult.
by Graham June 04, 2003
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swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring
'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.
by Graham November 24, 2003
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Eton Wick

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area
I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy
by Graham April 11, 2005
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