Dayana Mendoza

Dayana Mendoza is the 5th venezuelan girls who wins the tittle of Miss Universe, she is a fine example of venezuelan womans, dark skin, beautiful eyes, amazing body, smart, fresh and amazing. Guys wants her, and some girls feel envy of her.
Most of the colombians hate her.

Gano Dayana Mendoza el Miss Universo

I wish my girlfriend look like Dayana Mendoza

Dayana Mendoza is so hot.

by Goyo August 18, 2008

chubbly

A portmanteau between the words chubby and lovely, or alternatively chubby and bubbly. Typically used to describe a full-figured women with a pretty face and a sweet, cheerful personality.

Samantha, you don't need to diet. You're chubbly. Don't change a thing.

by goyo February 18, 2022

do not fuck genes

A descriptor for an unattractive person.

James: But her face, dude! She clearly has do not fuck genes.
Andrew: Yeah, but don't you ever wanna ugly girl smash.

by goyo August 30, 2017

rule 666

The rule that most women desire men with these three qualities:
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs

One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.

Jane: Does he pass rule 666?

Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.

Jane: Like what?

Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.

Jane: Whatever.

by goyo May 9, 2017

Porn Browser

The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.

Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!

by goyo July 2, 2016

vant

Venting and ranting at the same time.

Bob: Did you hear Jimmy vanting about his breakup?
Joe: Yeah, I'd be vanting like that too if a chick cheated on me and wrecked my car.

by goyo March 18, 2025

Pussthetic

How the appearance of a pussy gives pleasure through beauty; pussy that is of pleasing appearance. Can often be enhanced with plastic surgery, lighting, makeup, etc.

Did you see that well-defined camel toe! It had such amazing pussthetic appeal!

by goyo July 11, 2016