Definitions by gorilla adam

The Toilet Bowl 

The illustrious honor given to a NCAA football team that misses bowl season.

Congratulations 5-7 UT, you just earned a bid to the Toilet Bowl!

The Toilet Bowl by Gorilla Adam December 4, 2010

Jewmanitarian 

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

Jewmanitarian by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

undertongue 

Historically known as "the vagina of the mouth," this area has gained recent popularity among "headventurers" for remaining constantly wet and sensitive.

Headventurer:"Sheila, lets try something new"

Sheila: "oh ya, put it in my undertongue"

undertongue by Gorilla Adam December 6, 2009

Jewniverse 

A term of art used to describe one's community of jewish acquaintances.

Ari: have you spoken to Saul Moskovitz lately?

Noah: Paul Moskovitz? The Urologist?

Ari: No, Saul. The Butcher!

Noah: I do not know this man you speak of!

Ari: Oy, Noah, you live in such a small Jewniverse!

Jewniverse by Gorilla Adam April 19, 2009

Cumtaminated 

one who has willingly been the recipient of cum from numerous sources

Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"

Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."

Guy A: (looks confused)

Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"

Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)

Cumtaminated by gorilla adam March 2, 2009

box on demand 

pussy whenever you need it

andy and i dont currently have box on demand, but we hate chris because he gets vag 24/7

box on demand by gorilla adam March 25, 2007