goon's definitions

mookwit

A person who has the wit of a Mook. Someone who does underwhelming things a lot.

Put that fire out you Mookwit! Why’d you start it in the first place.

by goon November 3, 2020

boff

A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments

I boffed some bitch at a lame party.

by Goon November 5, 2003

fooliani

Bullshit, other shit, Lyn aka Lies

Wha? U 4got to call me lastnight? C, thats that fooliani right there.
OR
Fooliani, aint no way n hell u could did that.
OR
That nugga P was on some serious fooliani, actn like he was gon' whoop that nuggas ass

by GooN October 19, 2004

powertool

a powertool is one who exhibits traits of a trully mookish manner. one who is so annoying that one minute with him/her makes you want to beat them like a cheap rug till they leak blood. in other words a worthless fucking waste of air. in other words someone so dense that their witlessness astounds.

look at that powertool over there mackin on that hoe. kid got no game.

by goon March 12, 2004

bodge

Pornography, porno, etc.

"X-rated demon that lives in my head. Hungry for bodge and he wants to be fed" - Ozzy Osbourne

by Goon December 23, 2003

trout call

is a call out to ones homies which originated in putey vermont of all places. a way to let someone know you are there. usually sounds strange the first time you hear a trout call. reahuuu!!!

reahuuu! nyahuu! beahuuu! it is perfectly exeptable to make ones own trout call up. but it must be understood.

by goon March 12, 2004