dfs

Abbreviation: Drug Fucked Scum. Refers to junkies, misanthropic compulsive liars who would exchange their own grandparents for drugs, and bong toking alcoholics who will break into your house, steal your car, and then pretend to be your friend so that they can take your money and posessions to buy drugs. DFS have a penchant for getting into trouble from law enforcement, yet also an uncanny knack of weaselling their way out of such trouble.
DFS have anti-social, egomaniacal or narcissistic personality disorders which they disguise as mental illnesses in order to further their own drug habits. They have no empathy, compassion or sense of social responsibility, but will pretend to have such qualities if it will lead them to their next hit of drugs.
Watch out for the DFS!
by Googles January 14, 2004
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Ativan

Ativan (Lorazepam) is an Antianxiety agent - a benzo - used to relieve anxiety, insomnia and other related disorders.

More expensive and addictive than most other benzodiazepines, doctors are reluctant to prescribe it, when there are cheaper and safer drugs available
I'm gonna take an Ativan and go to sleep.
by Googles October 30, 2004
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normies

People without mental illness. Derivation of "Normal".
I used to be one of the normies, but now I have "The D" (depression).
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Blotch

Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.
Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".
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Urkwid

Awkward or strange. May pertain to inanimate objects as well as living beings.
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thunderclap

A fart so loud, swift and explosive that its rapid expulsion causes the ass cheeks to clap together after it has passed through.

May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.
Stop eating those bean and egg salad sandwiches - one more thunderclap, and I'll have to glue your ass cheeks together!
by Googles January 09, 2005
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pusticle

An engorged pimple, bloated and full of juicy pus. Ready to be squeezed, scratched or popped by yourself or significant other.
I had a massive pusticle on my shoulder, but my girlfriend exaccerbated it by squeezing all the gunk out; now it's infected, and my arm has to be amputated - all for a simple zit.
by Googles January 03, 2004
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