gorguts

Stomach and intestines; entrails, viscera.
I was standing behind a horse, and it kicked me right in the gorguts!

My gorguts are grumbling!
by Googles January 01, 2004
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stretchy balls

The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.
Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there.
by Googles January 12, 2004
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Fanus

When you titty fuck a woman and then do a 180 so she eats your taint. So I've been told by Moses.
"When not busy wailing on my pecks, I give the ladies a little fanus......tehn I go to the Firks'"
by Googles May 18, 2006
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Schloogamahoof

The last word uttered by explorer/lexicographer Fred Flooftdooft, upon encountering a rather large group of armed zangdoos.
by Googles January 21, 2004
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fisati

Being obsessed, besotted or in love with a person, animal or thing. Usually to a degree which causes distress to those around one.
Danielle is fisati with Kon.
by Googles January 10, 2004
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pillow barrier

Ostensibly a sex-prevention device, the Pillow Barrier is simply a cushion strategically placed by the female partner in order to prevent physical contact during sleeping hours. Quite often, the male eroneously believes he is cuddling an arm or breast, only to wake up and discover that a pillow was the object of his affections.
Yesterday morning, while my girlfriend was at work, I unintentionally ejaculated all over her pillow barrier; I then allowed a lactating cat to spill milk all over it - that was before I gave the dizzy kitten a gentle squeeze, whereby he shat and pissed on it. And she still kept the barrier there last night - evidently, I smell worse...
by Googles September 24, 2005
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Ativan

Ativan (Lorazepam) is an Antianxiety agent - a benzo - used to relieve anxiety, insomnia and other related disorders.

More expensive and addictive than most other benzodiazepines, doctors are reluctant to prescribe it, when there are cheaper and safer drugs available
I'm gonna take an Ativan and go to sleep.
by Googles October 29, 2004
mugGet the Ativanmug.