The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.
Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE
runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip
Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN
runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip
Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN
by goochy goochy December 04, 2019
when you go to undress a hot girl but see her nips extend the overall size of her boobs. That is when you start to run.
by goochy goochy March 17, 2017
when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...
guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
by goochy goochy February 18, 2019
Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
A stretched wide pussy that looks like she accidentally spilled a warm pie all over her lap. It is could also be used as a vacuum cleaner to suck up the entire universe if needed. Anything that fucks that Gack most likely be terminated from inside. Watch out because once you go Gack you don't come back.
Guy 1: Bro... don't go near ashley
Guy2: oh shit why...
Guy 1: because she's got a gack i could see her sucking up people a mile away.
Guy2: oh shit....
Guy2: oh shit why...
Guy 1: because she's got a gack i could see her sucking up people a mile away.
Guy2: oh shit....
by goochy goochy March 17, 2017
When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.
by goochy goochy February 22, 2018
The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...
Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
by goochy goochy December 04, 2019