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crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.

Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues

guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

The giraffe down and grab

When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.

Gerald: I got the giraffe down and grab yesterday.
Tom:Well fuck....

by goochy goochy February 22, 2018

COOKIE NIP!

when you go to undress a hot girl but see her nips extend the overall size of her boobs. That is when you start to run.

Guy1; better watch out for them COOKIE NIP!
guy2: fuck ya they nasty

by goochy goochy March 17, 2017

Chandelier Bush

The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...

Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND

maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK

Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

the Lick an dip

The lick an dip is when a horny ass fuck jumps into a whores sweaty meat flaps and goes to town sucking it dry. He then gets sucked up by that vacuum cleaner and burned alive by all her std and aids. Which slowly digest him to make a musk for her people eaters.

Kuntakinte: Thinking about doing the lick an dip
Gunta: Fuck that shit!You wanna be a musk?!

by goochy goochy February 22, 2018