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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023

The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.

Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

Chandelier Bush

The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...

Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND

maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK

Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

Wrapping sabre pop

The Wrapping sabre pop is when two guys smell the flog of a women and start to battle for it. They both use their FUCKING DONGS to fight to the death to get to her pussy flapper. One male finally wins causing the balls of the other dude to fucking pop open all over his face. He then dies eating a bengal tigers ass. The winning male then gets to wrap his face in that floggy bitch and celebrates his victory by sewing her venthole closed.

guy1; FUCK YOU I CHALLENGE YOU TO A Wrapping sabre pop

Guy2; GET REady yo balls gonna pop

guy3: i wonder whos gonna get the bengal.....

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues

guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

The giraffe down and grab

When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.

Gerald: I got the giraffe down and grab yesterday.
Tom:Well fuck....

by goochy goochy February 22, 2018