when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...
guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
by goochy goochy February 18, 2019
Get the crimper balls. mug.when you go to undress a hot girl but see her nips extend the overall size of her boobs. That is when you start to run.
by goochy goochy March 17, 2017
Get the COOKIE NIP! mug.A stretched wide pussy that looks like she accidentally spilled a warm pie all over her lap. It is could also be used as a vacuum cleaner to suck up the entire universe if needed. Anything that fucks that Gack most likely be terminated from inside. Watch out because once you go Gack you don't come back.
Guy 1: Bro... don't go near ashley
Guy2: oh shit why...
Guy 1: because she's got a gack i could see her sucking up people a mile away.
Guy2: oh shit....
Guy2: oh shit why...
Guy 1: because she's got a gack i could see her sucking up people a mile away.
Guy2: oh shit....
by goochy goochy March 17, 2017
Get the Gack mug.The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...
Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK
Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.
by goochy goochy December 04, 2019
Get the Chandelier Bush mug.When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.
by goochy goochy February 22, 2018
Get the The giraffe down and grab mug.the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues
guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket
guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!
guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO
guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!
guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO
by goochy goochy February 18, 2019
Get the mud socket mug.The lick an dip is when a horny ass fuck jumps into a whores sweaty meat flaps and goes to town sucking it dry. He then gets sucked up by that vacuum cleaner and burned alive by all her std and aids. Which slowly digest him to make a musk for her people eaters.
by goochy goochy February 22, 2018
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