gogggg's definitions

arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

by gogggg February 10, 2006

BRONTA

A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)

"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"

"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

minnie minor

Plymouth Janner slang for the vagina.

"Ooooh my minnie minor is on fire, must have contracted a good dose of the clap down milleniums last night"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

green fiend

A name commonly used to describe the type of person who likes to sit around all day chuffing on a fat marijuana bifter.

'That Robbie is a right green fiend, all he does is sit there smoking reefers and playing that bloody playstation all day'

by gogggg February 6, 2006