A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)
"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"
"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"
"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.
by gogggg January 28, 2006
A particularly loud, brash and offensive male from Newcastle. Usually hell bent on Newcastle brown and looking to pan your head in for casting a single glance at his bird or slagging off his football team.
"Oh shit, were playing Newcastle today (re. football), the whole town will be over-run with geordie bastards!"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.
"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"
by gogggg February 06, 2006
A term for the projectile like form of the penis and the yoghurt like semen that is squirted from it at the point of orgasm.
As Angela gently tickled Richards love spuds his yoghurt rocket was pointed skyward and ready for action.
by gogggg January 27, 2006