gogggg's definitions

arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

by gogggg February 10, 2006

Geordie bastard

A particularly loud, brash and offensive male from Newcastle. Usually hell bent on Newcastle brown and looking to pan your head in for casting a single glance at his bird or slagging off his football team.

"Oh shit, were playing Newcastle today (re. football), the whole town will be over-run with geordie bastards!"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

pie faced

An expression often used by ravers to describe the way one is feeling and or looking after the excess consumption of drugs. Usually ecstasy and other party orientated substances.

" Yeah mate, I've had a couple of those pink E's and a fat line of K......I'm fucking pie faced"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

BRONTA

A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)

"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"

"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"

by gogggg January 28, 2006