muck chucking

Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.
"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "

by gogggg January 27, 2006
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arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.
"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
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BRONTA

A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)
"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"

"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
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Geordie bastard

A particularly loud, brash and offensive male from Newcastle. Usually hell bent on Newcastle brown and looking to pan your head in for casting a single glance at his bird or slagging off his football team.
"Oh shit, were playing Newcastle today (re. football), the whole town will be over-run with geordie bastards!"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
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Geriatrophile

The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.
"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"
by gogggg February 06, 2006
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