gogggg's definitions

purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

ploughing

Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.

"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."

by gogggg January 28, 2006

hoodpuller

A term used to describe a man who specializes in the art of pulling his hood. Hoodpulling is commonly known as masturbation and gets it's name from the backward and forward motion of the foreskin during the hand shandy process.

"Tarquin's a right hoodpuller he spends all his pocket-money on porn. Filthy little bastard!"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

green fiend

A name commonly used to describe the type of person who likes to sit around all day chuffing on a fat marijuana bifter.

'That Robbie is a right green fiend, all he does is sit there smoking reefers and playing that bloody playstation all day'

by gogggg February 6, 2006

Geriatrophile

The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.

"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"

by gogggg February 6, 2006