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BRONTA

A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)
"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"

"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"
by gogggg January 28, 2006
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bronail

A bronail is a male nail, or your brothers nail.
Could potentially be ugly and hairy
“Yo mike, you look like a bronail!”
by elllllllliiiiiieeeeee January 22, 2019
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Bronage a trois

When two brothers double up on a skank.
Jenny was getting banged by some dude when his brother walked in, and she was like, "Join us, Buckwheat, for a bronage a trois!". And he did.
by Flimsygirl July 13, 2016
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Bronya zaychik

Bronya is a brat who loves video games and gets annoyed by Kiana, and also dating Seele.
"Do you like Bronya zaychik?"
"No I like Seele more."
by your_moms_ashes October 30, 2021
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Bronal

When your bro (male best friend) lets you do anal sex with his anus. No homo. Just real Bros.
Guy: Hey bro I feel really down for some anal but my girl won't do it.
Bro: Thats fine man you can bronal me. No homo.
by siiCkMagic February 11, 2012
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bronado alley

A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.

*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.
by +ApN+ July 21, 2016
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