god's definitions

email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

by GOD February 8, 2005

abandonminium

n. a crackhouse in inner cities

I ain't goin ta thuh abandonminium without muh pipe.

by God March 27, 2005

Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.

Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.

by god November 27, 2012

j.lo

A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people

J.Lo is a ho!

by god July 18, 2003

munter

Defined as an idiot/stupid person. Also consistets of having illiterate computer skills

Ex0dus/Monkey/Paradip - a fag
Also a person by the name: malc/Grant/K.Ing/bano/:bano69/ ...this one is known as an "Uber Munter"

by God November 9, 2006

Ben Folds

The best musician with little radio play... God's Gift to Piano

God said "let there be piano" then he said, "let there be Ben Folds"

by God April 7, 2005

Mooninite

2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.

An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.

by God December 9, 2004