god's definitions

Diar

Is trustworthy, kind, honest, and loving. He has really nice outfits and enough money to be a sugar daddy in his 20's. He has a resting bitch face that'll intimidate the fuck out of you. Diar is really fucking hot, and he isn't str8, and that's okay. Diar definitely does NOT smoke the doinks with the bros. He probably does bleach his asshole. Definitely has a gold Juul and he's really easy to talk to. He is a true american.

"diar likes to chill, make peace and have babies in the doink shack."

by god January 10, 2019

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009

giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

by god June 4, 2005

ping

see pong

by god January 31, 2003

shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.

SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?

by god May 26, 2003

wayned

To be under the influence of alchohol.

"Let's go get wayned."
"I'm soo wayned!"

by God March 28, 2005

M2L2

M2L2 is an acronym used by urban & Semi-urban population of INDIA to denote the expression of disrespect and disapproval towards the subject. Its full form is "muh mein le le" (Take inside your mouth) :D

Warning: It is not an abuse...its just an expression !! :P

Eg 1:
Ramu: yaar teri file complete ho gyi hai to meri file main diagrams bana de bhai please !
Shamu: m2l2, itna vella nahi huin main.

Eg 2:
Ramu: yar college main kal maths ki class hai 10 baje, attend karne aa jaio
Shamu: m2l2, tu pagal ho gya hai.

by god December 26, 2010