go out laughing's definitions

Work and Bake

(verb) being perpetually stoned, at work
(noun) a person who is perpetually stoned, at work

Eric just ate five doughnuts, and then took twenty minutes to clock in. He's definitely a work and bake.

by go out laughing October 4, 2016

vaxhole

A person who refuses to get the Covid vaccine because.... conspiracy theory.

Rudd proudly brags that he would never get the Covid vaccine. Now he has Delta, along with many of his family and friends. What a vaxhole!

by go out laughing July 21, 2021

eufurya

Euphoria mixed with fury. An ecstatic rage. An orgasmic rush that comes from feeling really angry and offended.

Overwhelmed by eufurya, Dan smashed the window. The shattering sound filled him with a eufuric buzz. He would deal with the lawsuit and destruction-of-property charges tomorrow.

by go out laughing November 4, 2021

Hobbyvictim

One who chooses to be a victim in life, because it feels good and they can get attention. It's a hobby.

Arthur's favorite hobby is being a victim. He's anti vax, and claims he is being persecuted like the Jews were persecuted by the Nazis. He lost his job and his friends, and now he has Covid. He's a total hobbyvictim.

by go out laughing August 10, 2021

The Shotgun Curtain

The boundary that separates educated, progressive America from gun-hoarding, racist America.

Since the election, it has become increasingly difficult and dangerous to pass through the Shotgun Curtain from our America to their America.

by go out laughing November 17, 2016

Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

Pootriot

A poo-brained right wing extremist who claims to be a patriot.

Those Capitol rioters even smeared their own poo in the halls of the U.S. Capitol building. They're a bunch of pootriots.

by go out laughing July 15, 2021